A married couple had to interrupt a sightseeing tour because of the need for a dentist. “I want a tooth pulled and I don’t want novocaine or gas because I’m in a hurry,” the woman said to the dentist. “Just pull the tooth as fast as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was impressed. “You certainly are a brave woman,” he said, “now which tooth is it?” Whereupon, the woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear!”
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