Sermon Illustrations

OUR TASK -- IN THE DARKNESS Matt Ferguson of the Christian Nurture Commission of the Presbyterian Church, Evansville, Indiana, gleaned this one from Lloyd Ogilvie: 47714 At age twelve, Robert Louis Stevenson was looking out…
PSEUDO CONCERN A knock at the door brought the lady of the house face to face with a man of sad countenance. He said "I am sorry to disturb you, but I am collecting money…
FIGURING THE PROFIT A small businessman from the old country kept his accounts payable in a cigar box, his accounts receivable on a spindle, and his cash in the cash register. His son said, "I…
OBLIVIOUS It seems this particular fellow frequently came home drunk and he was so far gone that he would fall into bed fully clothed, pass out and then snore loudly all night long. Finally, his…
DO WHAT YOU CAN from Leadership Spring 1983 issue. In Elmer Bendiner's book, The Fall of Fortresses, he describes one bombing run over the German city of Kassel: Our B-17 (The Tondelayo) was barraged by…
MUDDLING THROUGH One of my favorite Peanuts stories shows Charlie Brown working on a woodworking project one day when Lucy comes by and asks: "How's the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" He replies, "Well, I'm…
MIXED MOTIVES Sometimes our generosity comes from mixed motives. It seems that some vandals had cut down six royal palms along Miami's Flagler Street. Since the palms are very expensive, Dade County authorities weren't sure…
THE SIN-RAVAGED LIFE When Leonardo da Vinci was painting his masterpiece, The Last Supper, he selected as the person to sit for the character of the Christ a young man, Pietri Bandinelli by name, connected…
THE PERFECT MINISTER What is a perfect minister? Results of a survey indicate that the perfect minister never raises his voice out of the pulpit. He/she preaches only twenty minutes and condemns sin without ever…
SATISFIED, AND MORE THAN SATISFIED Little Bobby went to visit his Aunt Mary. When he arrived, Aunt Mary asked him what he would like to do. He said, "Well, I love your pancakes and whenever…
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