Sermon Illustrations

AUTHENTICITY -- THE REAL ME A woman got on an elevator in a tall office building. There was just one other person in the elevator, a handsome man. She pushed the button for her floor…
A FLEXIBLE BIAS A woman who was called to jury duty told the presiding judge that she was not qualified to serve because she did not believe in capital punishment. The judge said, "You don't…
FORGIVING AND FORGETTING Several years ago, Coach Joe Paterno and his Penn State football team were playing for the national championship against Alabama in the Sugar Bowl. They probably would have won, but they had…
GUIDENCE Did you see the line in the Readers Digest some time back about the sign on the back of a trailer: "If I'm not headed west stop me and turn me around."
KIDS AND MONEY Proud Father: "My kid makes the money the old fashioned way." Other Father: "Like Smith, Barney?" Proud Father: "No, he borrows it and doesn't pay it back." Funny Funny World 90069
KIDS The cares of the world evidently rest heavily on the shoulders of the very young. Pat Meehan, a lifeguard at Pismo Beach, asked a young man named Harold how old he was. Harold sighed…
WHAT MOTHER WANTS MOST An eight-year- old was being interviewed on TV. The child came from a large family in which mother got up first, got the children off to school, got the father off…
THE LOCUS CLASSICUS In closing, I guess my favorite stewardship story is the one about the pastor who got up at the beginning of the huge stewardship rally, held his hands up for silence and…
COMMUNICATING TRUTH THROUGH THE FAMILY TREE A Sunday School teacher asked a group of children in her class, "Why do you believe in God?" In reporting some of the answers the teacher confessed that the…
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