Sermon Illustrations

THE POWER OF ASSUMPTION A man was inviting a friend to his wedding anniversary celebration and was explaining how to get to his place. He said: "We're on the seventh floor, apartment D. Just touch…
PRAYER POWER Once upon a time there was a man who went hunting. He was hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for bears, he came upon a large and steep hill. He…
CHILD STATISTICS A statistician who had never taken care of his four small energetic children by himself reluctantly promised to look after them one Saturday afternoon while his wife went shopping. When she returned, he…
PROSPECTS FOR THE FUTURE A fortune-teller studied the hand of a young man and said, "You will be poor and very unhappy until you are 37 years old." The young man responded, "Well, after that,…
THE ABILITY TO JUDGE "That's a mean-looking dog you've got there," a man said to his friend. "Mean as he looks, too," replied the friend, "and a real fighter." Just then the dog took off…
PRAYER AND PARENTS About a century ago, there died a distinguished Presbyterian minister. When he was a young man, he had attended college at Yale. An awakening broke out on the campus while he was…
KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER A young salesman walked up to the receptionist and asked to see the company's sales manager. Ushered into the office, he said, "I don't supppose you want to buy any life insurance,…
MORE ON STORIES And, speaking of stories, there's a terrific article in the December 16, 1981 issue of Christian Century entitled "Rabbinical Stories: A Primer On Theological Method" by Belden C. Lane of Saint Louis…
EMPATHY "Bishop Kennedy has a delightful story about a little girl who was sent on an errand by her mother. She took much too long in coming back. Mother, therefore, demanded an explanation when she…
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