DENTAL DIET A dentist has discovered a new, effective diet: It is called an "ABSESSED TOOTH DIET."
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A FAMILIAR STRANGER As ministry expands, it becomes increasingly difficult for me to be authentic. When there were 1,000 in our church, I knew almost everyone by name. When the number increased to 2,000, I…
TROUBLED BY DISAPPEARANCE A visitor who called on Stevens during his last illness remarked on the patient's appearance. "It's not my appearance that troubles me right now," Stevens replied. "It's my disappearance." From Little, Brown…
LEADERS AND FOLLOWERS Why is the leader the last to know, where the followers want to go... The leader looks to check the flock, to find that they are down the block... By Michael E.…
SELF-MADE THE EASY WAY If you want to write your own ticket, then print it yourself. If you want to make a name for yourself, then change the one you have. If you want a…
BUMBER STICKER WISDOM If you think a good education is too expensive, Consider the alternative: IGNORANCE!
VICTIM OF INVENTION Several years after inventing radar, Sir Robert Watson Watt was arrested in Canada for speeding. He'd been caught in a radar trap. He wrote this poem: Pity Sir Robert Watson Watt, strange…
FEET by Scoutmaster Allen A Poem glorifying the pedal extremities. You need feet to stand up straight with, You need feet to kick your friends, You need feet to keep your socks on, And stop…
PROTECTED BY POVERTY The sign on the fence gave all fair warning: "This property protected by poverty - There is nothing here worth stealing."
CONTAGIOUS JOY An insurance company sponsored a seminar for it's salespeople. The title of the seminar was "Inspiration." The speaker was trying to inspire the agents to sell more policies, so he began telling them…
SWEEPING IT UNDER THE RUG Sweeping something under the rug doesn't make it go away; it trips you up and sends you sprawling when you venture across the room. From You Just Don't Understand Me,…
OFFICE ESSENTIALS An office worker went around telling everybody about the new office policy. To save energy, lighting in non-essential areas was to be cut down. When he returned, he noticed that the light over…
WISH FOR GREATER VIRTUE I wish I were honest enough to admit all my shortcomings: brilliant enough to accept flattery without becoming arrogant; tall enough to tower above deceit; strong enough to treasure love; brave…
VERBAL STRESS Stress is what happens when your gut says NO,/And your mouth says "YES, I'll be glad to do that!"
WORTH DOING RIGHT Among the ancient Greeks the runner who won the race was not the man who crossed the line in the shortest time, but the man who crossed it in the least time…
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BUSTED OUT Reading the Bible was a duty and a chore- definitely not something a red-blooded 11-year-old boy would choose to do on a Sunday afternoon. Walt Fleming changed that for me. A substitute Sunday…
CHEWING MOTION Chewing gum proves you can have motion without progress. As quoted by Ben Holden
PAT-A- CAKE UPDATED Make a tape, Make a tape, Video man. Get it all ready as fast as you can. Film it and tape it and mark it with "G" And put it in the…
THEY ARE NOT LISTENING An old Portuguese story depicts a young Christian lad who is forced to beg on the streets of his village. One day the beggar boy is scorned and teased by the…
ONE BY ONE BY ONE Try to make at least one person happy each day, and then in ten years you have made three thousand, six hundred and fifty persons happy or brightened a small…
