NO FEMALE PARACHUTES IN FLORIDA There is a law in Florida that makes it illegal for a woman who's single, divorced or widowed to parachute out of a plane on Sunday afternoon. Whoa! Sure glad…
Sermon Illustrations
HEAVEN NOW HAS A FACE Two young women were both preparing for the births of their first children. They were across from each other in the same hospital. The one mother-to-be had so looked forward…
REFUSE TO BECOME A CHRISTIAN It seems that the congregations of a Methodist, Presbyterian and Congregational Churches in a small town had dwindled to the point of near extinction. Representatives of the three Churches got…
STRANGE MIRACLES Have you ever thought about the everyday miracles? How did God make a black cow that eats green grass to give white milk that makes yellow butter?
REACH OUT OR FADE OUT When a church stops doing -- it starts dying. The Church that doesn't reach out -- fades out.
ROAD MAPS FOR ROAD MAPS A road map will tell you everything you want to know -- except how to fold it up again.
DISAPPOINTED OR DOOMED You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
SECRET OF PERSEVERANCE It's a rare person who doesn't get discouraged. The secret though is perseverance.
SELF-MADE WORSHIP The trouble with self-made people is that they worship their creator.
STANDING STILL People who stand still may avoid stubbing their toes, but they won't make very much progress.
GOSSIP MOUTHTRAP A gossip is someone who usually gets caught in his or her own mouthtrap.
GOSSIP NEWS Gossip is a sin; pass it on.
TAX CUTS Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
SLAVE TO SPOKEN WORDS I am the master of the unspoken word, but once that word is spoken, I become its slave.
WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU KNOW Listening is the way to gain wisdom, because everything you say, you already know.
MIRROR OF THE SOUL "Speech is the mirror of the soul; as the man so is his speech." By Syrus, "Sentences," #1073
THE MOUTH The mouth in a man is the gateway to the soul, in woman, the outlet of the heart. From Bierce Devils Dictionary
SOURCE OF SWEARING Swearing arises from the inability to face a situation or from boredom. Why admit to either?
GOSSIP FLOW Gossip, unlike river water, flows both ways. Reader's Digest
GLIB TONGUE The tongue is glib. With a wide range of words at its command, it can express our thoughts in any style and as a rule one gets the kind of answer one has…
