FAT & PRETTY The little boy loved his mother and loved to sit on her lap. One day the boy was sitting on his mother's lap while she was reading a book to him. After…
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LITERARY LIP Artemus Ward says: "Chaucer had talent, but he couldn't spell." H.L. Mencken says: "Hamlet has been played by over 5,000 actors -- no wonder he's crazy." James Thurber says: "It's better to have…
GRIEF MASTERED Everyone can master a grief but he that has it. -- Shakespeare From "Doubt" Os Guinness, pg. 184
OLD IS NEW Tag sewn into clothing: This garment is sewn and scientifically laundered to give the look of being old and worn. Flaws and imperfections are part of the total desired look.
BARS AND PARKING LOTS Since it is against the law to drink and drive, why are bars allowed to have parking lots?
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE The Lippman Lemma: People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Hirama's Law: If you consult enough experts you can confirm any opinion.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Gluck's First Law: Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Van Roy's Second Law: If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, then you don't need advice.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Law of Practice: Plays that work in theory do not work in practice. Plays that work in practice do not work during the game.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Law of Reruns: If you have watched a television series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby while all other coins will roll out of sight.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Richard's Complementary Rules of Ownership: 1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away. 2. If you throw it away, you will need it the next day.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Lowe's Law: Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Kovac's Law: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Principle of Design Inertia: Any change looks terrible at first.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Iske's Teenage Corollary to Parkinson's Law: The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Meyer's Law: In a social situation, that which is most difficult to do is usually the right thing to do.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.
