LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
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LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Seay's Law: Nothing ever comes out as planned.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Diner's Dilemma: A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Wagner's Law of Sports Coverage: When the camera isolates on a male athlete, he will spit, pick or scratch.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Edd's Law of Radiology: The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.
LAWS & AXIOMS OF LIFE Helga's Rule: Say no, then negotiate.
THEOLOGY & HUMANOLOGY Theology is the study of God and his ways. For all we know, dung beetles may study man and his ways and call it humanology. If so, we would probably be more…
THE STUDY OF GOD Several years ago, Encyclopedia Britannica published a fifty-five volume series entitled The Great Books of the Western World. Mortimer Adler, a noted philosopher and legal scholar, was co-editor of this series,…
WHEN THE SUN HAS RISEN I believe in Christianity as I believe the Sun has risen not only because I see it but because by it I see everything else. C.S. Lewis in The Weight…
REALITY OF CHRIST Precisely how a man nailed to a cross 2,000 years ago, who claimed to be the Son of God, came to signify reality, in contradiction to the sawdust men of destiny with…
NO MERE HUMAN I know men; and I tell you that Jesus Christ is not a man. Superficial minds see a resemblance between Christ and the founders of empires, and the gods of other religions.…
BOMBASTIC BIBLE: Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. -- Aldous Huxley
THE LAWS OF GOD Someone has said that "the Laws of God are written in the tissues of our bodies, in the process of our minds, in the avenues of our souls, and in the…
KNOW & SPEAK THE WORD OF GOD The finest fruit of serious learning should be the ability to speak the word God without reserve or embarrassment. -- Nathan Pusey
MEMORY NOT ENOUGH A Russian priest was teaching his charges the books of the Bible. One class seemed especially promising and he inspired and challenged them to memorize an entire gospel. Those who accomplished such…
TRUE WEALTH A person's true wealth is the good they do in this world. -- Bendixline
THE VALUE OF BODY & SOUL In the 1985 the International Herald-Tribune carried an article by William R. Greer of the New York Times Service on the value of human life. He began with a…
FEAR OR ADVICE A good scare is worth far more to a man than all the advice in the world. Source Unknown
