A TRAIN OF ANTS A man laid a piece of chocolate candy on a table. Then he picked up an ant. He placed the ant beside the candy. The ant took a single bite and…
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MARRIAGE IS A GAMBLE Marriage is a gamble. You start with a pair. He shows a diamond. She shows a heart. Her father has a club. His father has a spade. There's usually a joker…
SOUND SYSTEM TOO GOOD The church was having trouble with it's sound system and decided to upgrade with a more powerful, sophisticated system and add a couple more speakers. The pastor asked for comments and…
JONAH & JAMES BARTLEY On April 4, 1896, the literary digest recorded the actual account of a Mediterranean whale that demolished a harpoon boat, and two men were lost. After the whale was captured one-and-a-…
WHAT GOD WON'T ASK 1.God won't ask what kind of fancy car you drove. He will ask how many people you took to church who did not have transportation. 2.God won't ask the square footage…
WATCHING FOR VOLCANOES In reference to the 1991 volcanic eruption of Mount Pinatubo in the Philippine Islands, the February 24, 1997 issue of Time Magazine reports, "The first warning volcanologist got of increased seismic activity…
MAUI MACDONALDS Recently, a man in our congregation was making plans with his wife for how they would like to celebrate their anniversary. He asked her where she would like to go out for dinner.…
WORLD WAS HERE FIRST The world owes you nothing; it was here first. -- Mark Twain
TENSION AND PENSION The definition of retirement is a farewell to tension and a welcome to pension.
DO SOMETHING The next time you think someone should do something, go ahead . . . and do something!
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN I 'm the life of the party, even when it lasts until 8 PM. I'm usually interested in going home before I get where I'm going. I'm good on a trip…
PURCHASES TELL A STORY Sunday morning, I made a quick run to the local grocery store for some milk for breakfast. As I waited in line to check out, I noticed the man in front…
ALL CUT THE SAME SIZE A young man was helping his mother serve pie to his father and their guests at the dinner table. Each time the boy brought another piece of pie to the…
SURE SIGN OF INTELLIGENT LIFE The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. By Bill Waterson of "Calvin & Hobbes"
BIG BIRD GRANDMA Tommy came over to see Grandma a few days after her birthday. He was surprised to see that her face was all scratched up. He sincerely asked, "Grandma, what happened to your…
EDIBLE LUNCH MONEY Mom gave Jimmy some money on his first day of school. He immediately stuck it in his mouth and swallowed it. His mother was shocked! "Why did you swallow the money?" she…
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ALL AT IT AND ALWAYS AT IT A man took passage in a stagecoach. Within the stagecoach were first, second, and third class passengers. But when the man looked into the coach, he saw that…
LIFE WITHOUT LOVE A life with love will have many thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. -- Anonymous
MARRIAGE WITHOUT LOVE Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. - - Benjamin Franklin
A DAY God gave to you this day to do just as you would. You can throw it away, or do some good. You can make someone happy or make someone sad. What have you…
