SHORT SHOTS If it ain't broke, then fix it till it is. Melinda Hodgin
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SHORT SHOTS I don't get even, I get odder. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Dijon vu --the same mustard as before. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS I am a nutritional overachiever. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS I am in shape. Round is a shape. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Practice safe eating--always use condiments. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS A day without sunshine is like night. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Melinda Hodgin
SEVERE SURGERY Two little boys were in beds in the same room at the hospital. The first one leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second boy said, "I'm here to…
