MAKING THE MOST The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Sermon Illustrations
HERD SHOT AROUND THE WORLD NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. They called it the herd shot round the world.
EVANGELIZE OR FOSSILIZE The law of any church is, and always will be, evangelize or fossilize. From Let's March Abreast, George E. Sweazy
TWO TIED LOSERS Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? It ended in a tie.
ARGUMENTATIVE THEORIES There are two major theories as to how men can win arguments with their wives and maintain their respect. Neither theory, however, has yet worked.
WORKING OUT REVENGE Those who are "work-out-challenged" can take comfort in the fact that every five minutes of every single day, someone in an exercise class pulls a muscle.
MUSICAL CHICKENS Chickens appear healthier and happier and lay more eggs when farmers play music to them, the British researcher Bryan Jones told an international poultry farmers' gathering in Atlanta. After surveying more than one…
NO MEANING OR WORSE Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE? ( To the meter of "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe...) Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing…
EASIER DIRECTION Two Georgia hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. A South Carolina hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I…
SHORT SHOTS Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Stupidity got us into this mess--why can't it get us out? Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Melinda Hodgin
SHORT SHOTS It hurts to be on the cutting edge. Melinda Hodgin
