Going Someplace
The obstetrician was not at home … His five-year-old daughter answered the doorbell. “Is your daddy in?” asked the excited stranger. “No, he’s gone,” the little girl replied. “When will …
Direction
Giving Directions
The mother of a small child attended a PTA meeting at which it was announced that a new sex-education program was about to be introduced in the district’s schools. She …
Just A Short Trip
A thirteen-year-old girl said to her mother, “I feel so nervous.” Her mother replied, “What do you mean, ‘nervous’?” “Well,” said the child, “I feel in a hurry all over. …
An Easter People
One Easter, a little girl named Audrey came home from school and was greeted by her grandfather who was visiting. Audrey couldn’t wait to tell him all about her new …
Get Off Your High Horse!
A man who was extremely unhappy about the way his life was going, heard about an amazing herb that could heal his broken spirit. He was informed that the herb …
What Are We Looking For?
Grandpa and his six-year-old grandson went fishing together. It was the boy’s first experience as a fisherman and, when he made his first casting attempt, his line became a tangled …
Going Around In Circles
A famous Christian preacher was asked by his bishop to deliver a sermon in a huge cathedral. Long before the sermon was to begin, more than three thousand persons had …
God Has A Fax Number
You are driving toward your destination and you suddenly realize that you must have taken a wrong turn. What do you do? You stop the car and you ask for …