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A man in his middle years was traveling alone on a Caribbean cruise. On the first day out a woman about his age, sitting in a deck chair, gave him a friendly smile as he passed by. On the second day out, as he circled the deck, the woman again gave him a friendly smile. On the third day out, the same thing happened. That night at dinner, the man managed to get seated next to the woman with the friendly smile. As the conversation developed, he told her how pleased he was that each time he passed by her on deck she offered him such a gracious, friendly smile. The woman replied, “Well, the reason I smiled was that when I saw you, I immediately said to myself, ‘That man looks like my third husband.'” Hearing this, the man asked, “And how many times have you been married?” The woman looked down at her plate, smiled demurely and said, “Twice.”

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