Wavy Hair?

For those not familiar with Ann Landers and Abigail Van Buren, for more than four decades, those names were big, really big. I’m talking Oprah and Ellen and David Letterman big. Long before Facebook and Twitter and Google, they provided a forum for millions of people to ask questions and share their life experiences in their syndicated newspaper columns know as “Ask Anne Landers,” and “Dear Abbey.”

In one of the columns, a young woman was seeking matrimonial advice. “Dear Abbey,” she began, “I’m twenty-two and head-over-heels in love. The man is thirty, has beautiful wavy hair and a perfect build. I want to marry him and he is begging me to say yes, but I am a bit hesitant for the following three reasons:

“First, he drinks a little too much and sometimes forgets things like where I live, where he parked his car, and where he put his wallet.

“Second, he likes to job-hop. He has no trouble getting a job, but…