Humor | Short Shorts | Speech | Wisdom
MOUTH Maybe the eyes are the windows of the soul — but that still doesn’t make the mouth the door to the brain. Funny, Funny World.
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Humor
Humor | Marriage | Short Shorts
THE IMPORTANT ROLE OF A WIFE Every man needs a wife, because many things go wrong that he can’t blame on the government. Bits & Pieces.
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Business | Humor | Short Shorts
SKYDIVING AND THE SEMICONDUCTOR BUSINESS In both you start out by committing suicide and then try to save yourself. Jon Cornell, head of the semiconductor sector of Harris Corporation, as
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Humor | Money | Short Shorts
MONEY A lot of people are making money the old fashioned way. They borrow it and forget from whom. Funny, Funny World.
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MORE MONEY A miser isn’t any fun to live with — but he makes a wonderful ancestor. On the Upbeat.
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Appearance | Dating | Humor | Short Shorts
REALLY BAD I wouldn’t take her to a dog show even if I felt she could win. Song Title
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Humor | Short Shorts | Understanding
WORN OUT WATER The guide at the Grand Coulee Dam in Washington State was asked by the tourist: “What is the water any good for once they take the electricity
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Desire | Guidance | Humor | Short Shorts
RIGHT TRACK Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Choice | Humor | Short Shorts
A QUICK BUT SINCERE CHOICE Why Bill Hill, a Montana guide, killed a grizzly bear in a protected area: “When I saw that bear come smoking down on me, I
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Humor | Money | Short Shorts
RICH isn’t just a state of mind. It’s not having to arrange your vacation so that you arrive home on pay day. Funny, Funny World
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Gossip | Humor | Short Shorts | Trust
SECRETS Some secrets are worth keeping. Others are too good to keep. On The Upbeat
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Courage | Humor | Short Shorts
A HERO “A hero is no braver than anyone else; he only is brave five minutes longer.” This variation is attributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson by Dick Underdahl-Peirce, Cottage Grove,
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Busyness | Humor | Short Shorts
NO Learn to say no; it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. Charles Spurgeon
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Humility | Humor | Preaching | Short Shorts
THE PROOF IS IN The Hearing . . . Rule number two in public speaking: After a flattering introduction, never tell the audience you don’t deserve it. They’ll find out
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Criticism | Humor | Praise | Short Shorts
PRAISE/CRITICISM The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. Norman Vincent Peale
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Care | Communication | Humor | Short Shorts
RISK Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You go first! From a greeting card from Jack Longley, San Jose, California
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Humor | Short Shorts | Understanding
POSTCARD TO PSYCHIATRIST “Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here — to tell me why.” Sunday Sermons
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Children | Family | Humor | Short Shorts
GENETIC MIRACLE One of the great mysteries of life is how the idiot that your daughter married can be the father of the smartest grandchildren in the whole wide world.
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Children | Family | Greed | Humor | Short Shorts
SATISFACTION A person with six children is better satisfied than a person with six million dollars. Reason: The man with six million dollars wants more.
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Greed | Humor | Money | Self | Short Shorts
CHEAP He was so cheap that if he’d been at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks. John G. Blewitt, Cedar Grove, NJ 07009
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