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PRIORITIES FOR SUCCESS People owe it to themselves to become a success. After that, they owe it to the IRS.
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PRIORITIES FOR SUCCESS People owe it to themselves to become a success. After that, they owe it to the IRS.
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ONE MAN’S LOGIC When people are determined to believe in something, there’s no stopping them. Today, for example, 1600 people belong to the International Flat Earth Research Society of America.
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TIMELINESS Father, talking to his teen-age son: “Maybe you should start shifting for yourself now while you still know everything.”
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MODEL MOTIVATION On employee bulletin board: “In case of fire, flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time.”
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FAITH Some things have to be believed to be seen. Bits and Pieces.
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POISE is the ability to keep talking while the other person picks up the check.
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RECOGNITION “Officer,” the guy yelled, “My mother-in-law knocked me down with her car!” “Are you sure that it was your mother-in-law?” asked the officer. “Absolutely,” the man said. “I’d recognize
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LIFE IS TOUGH, BUT Life itself would be impossible if it weren’t for the imperfections of others.
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SUMMER THOUGHT With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation. David Lloyd George
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UGLY She was so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
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CRITICISM How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? Former hockey goalie, Jacques Plante
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THE SECRET OF PROGRESS All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. Samuel Butler
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EXPERTS Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns.
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ACCIDENTS The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is you usually have to eat them.
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DESIGNED A shin is a device invented for finding furniture in the dark. Funny, Funny World
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TEENAGERS There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.
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PROFOUND WARNING Father overheard shouting to his son: “If you fall off that rock and break your leg, don’t come running to me!”
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MONEY Among the things that money can’t buy is what it used to. Funny, Funny World
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PROGRESS A three watt bulb has been burning in a northern California fire station continually for 85 years. General Electric would like to examine it — to make sure they
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PEN VS SWORD More proof that the pen is mightier than the sword. Very few banks will take checks signed with a sword. Funny, Funny World
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