DID JESUS MOVE TOO? A family recently moved to another part of the country. The first night as the mother was putting her young son to bed, she said, “Let’s […]
RIDING ALONE A judge was horseback riding with a young lawyer when they came across an open stretch of country. They noticed a hangman’s noose hanging from a tree. The
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DILBERT PRINCIPLE TEST You may be wondering if you fit the description of a Dilbert Principle manager. Here’s a little test: 1.Do you believe that anything you don’t understand must
SELFISH PATRIOTS Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. — George Bernard Shaw
FAMILIAL ENEMIES Little Anne had been exceedingly naughty and during the dinner hour she was forced to eat alone in the corner at a card table. When everyone was seated,
EXPERIENCED LEMON PICKER A woman who was applying for a job at a lemon grove did not look like she had the aptitude to pick lemons. “Miss,” said the foreman,
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THE IDEAL HUSBAND There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One
WHERE DETECTIVES SLEEP Where do detectives sleep? Under-cover.
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HUMOR & COMPREHENSION Riddles, jokes and computers can help children improve their reading skills. Developmental psychologists told the annual meeting of The British Psychological Society Thursday that training youngsters to
DIGGING THE ENGLISH CHANNEL The Frenchman is saying how wonderful it is that this co-operative venture is taking place, and that he never expected the English to go to such
PREACHER PARKING ONLY An effective sign in front of the pastor’s parking place was as follows: “Preacher’s parking only! You park, you preach!”
BLOW THE DENTS OUT A young driver was driving his car home and got caught in a bad hailstorm. His car was covered with dents. He took the car to
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STATEMENT IN A FOREST If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE The former fireman was explaining to his wife why he was no longer working as a fireman. “Well, the fire on one end of the warehouse
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GREENS FEE An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn’t quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received
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LOST GOLF BALL Two guys were playing golf. One never lost his ball and the other kept loosing one ball after another. The second fellow complained that this was getting
NAIVE WATER Ever wonder about those who spend two dollars for a little bottle of Evian water? Just spell Evian backwards.
UNBREAKABLE TOYS Why are some toys unbreakable? Those are the ones used to break the other toys.
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MATERNAL GUILT God invented guilt so mothers could be everywhere at once.
PROBLEMS WITH WAR One boring afternoon, Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade when his telephone rang. “Hello Mr. Hussein,” a heavily accented voice says, “This
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