MARK TWAIN WIT A few quips from Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain): I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can […]
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EARS & UDDERS A farmer was milking his cow, when he happened to look up. He noticed a fly buzz into one of the cow’s ears. After he’d finished milking
OUT OF BLUE CRAYONS In Chris Browne’s Hagar The Horrible, Hagar and his sidekick are up to their elbows in water. Hagar is studying a map and asks his buddy:
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HA, HA, HA, PLOP Question: What goes HA, HA, HA, plop? Answer: Someone who laughs his head off!
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BOTH LIKE HONEY A while ago I began a message by asking “What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?” The answer is supposed to be
WHO WILL BE BOYS Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle aged men. — Kin Hubbard
Aging | Boys | Children | Foolishness | Humor | Maturity | Men | Short ShortsMen | Youth Read More »
OLD HABITS There was a fire one night at a convent and several retired nuns who lived on the fourth floor were trapped. They were praying for the Lord to
COPPER WIRE INVENTED BY LAWYERS Question: How was copper wire invented? Answer: Two lawyers were arguing over a penny.
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THE BIG GUY Nobody roots for Goliath. — Wilt Chamberlain
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DON’T FORGET THE PENNY A Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting next to each other in the Scottish Highlands. They sat in silence for a while just gazing over
WAKE UP CALL A man was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was explaining to the driver that he was speeding, she noticed several large
NO RETURNS A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his
FLOWER GENDERS A man walked into a florist shop at the hospital and asked for a flower for his wife who had just been admitted and was about to have
MORE DOGS NEEDED A young guy from the city went to visit his uncle who lived on a farm. The nephew was to stay for one week. For the first
KISSING HER BACK Child: “Mommy, Grandma kissed me today!” Mother: “Did you kiss her back?” Child: “No, I didn’t! I kissed her on her cheek.”
REVEALING PHOTO The following incident was reported as a true story by an embarrassed mother: I was taking a shower when my two-year- old son came into the bathroom and
LAW PROFESSORS & LIGHT BULBS Question: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: We don’t know yet, but it took fifty of them to
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IDEAS LIKE RABBITS Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. — John Steinbeck
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SMALL PHONE HOLES A little boy ran to answer the phone for his mother. His mother called from the other room, “Who is it?” The boy answered, “I can’t tell
CREATIVE SOLUTION The young clerk’s responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning the judge was enraged that the coffee
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