CREATIVE SOLUTIONS Not all creative ideas become effective solutions. It seems that a whale washed up on a beach in Florida. But all efforts to save it failed. Then they […]
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POLITICAL LIGHT-WEIGHTS I always wanted to get into politics but I was never light enough to make the team. — Art Buchwald
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FOOTBALL MEMORY The Athletic Department at SMU had a tough time a couple of years ago due to overzealous alumni and their illegal gifts. When the new Coach Forest Gregg
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LOOK AT THE LEGS A student in a biology class was given the assignment to learn about birds. He was to learn the classification, the scientific name, the common name,
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MARK TWAIN ON HISTORICAL REMAINS Mark Twain claims he received a manuscript from a teacher who shared her students answers of her questions. His account may be fictitious, but the
WHAT WORD? William Goodin writes: One day I was talking to a Charismatic Christian in town about a local faith healing revival. The lady enthused, “Then he healed a man
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FAKE LICENSE STOLEN A twenty-year-old University of Illinois student called the campus police to complain he had loaned his fake driver’s license to a friend, which was confiscated at a
SPORTS & EDUCATION Abraham Lincoln had difficulty getting an education, but what do you expect from a guy who didn’t play football, basketball, or baseball?
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AN EXPERT IS An expert is… 1. a person who has made a lot of good guesses. 2. a person from another city, and the farther away that city is,
DISHONESTY IS STUPID At Illinois State University in Champagne, Illinois, a woman called police to report she’d locked her keys inside her boyfriends car and wondered if they could help
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WHEN I DON’T PHONE If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. From Internet address:
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CIRCULAR SEASONINGS I don’t like spinach, and I’m glad I don’t, because if I liked it I’d eat it, and I just hate it. — Clarence Darrow From Internet address:
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STRANGE REASON FOR LIFE The Meaning Of Life: The reason that we’re all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go. — Steven Wright From
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SOLOMONIC SOCIETAL SOLUTION? Solution to two of the world’s problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry. From Internet address:
POSITIVE FAILURE Don’t keep a negative attitude, such as “I will not succeed, I will not succeed.” Instead, keep a positive attitude: “I WILL fail. I WILL fail.” From Internet
JUSTICE FOR ALL OTHERS Everybody wants to see justice done, to somebody else. — Bruce Cockburn From Internet address:
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JEWISH PRAYER SERVICES Another topic for satire among the Orthodox Jews is the talking that goes on during synagogue services. The Sabbath morning prayer service is long; in many congregations,
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PHILOSOPHICAL PERPLEXITIES: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats
CHURCH AND POKER Church membership is like a poker game; you’re either in or you’re out. If you’re in, then ante up. — Ken Adair, lawyer.
OFFERING FOR THE HEATHEN A young deacon with few manners was passing the collection plate one Sunday. After passing the plate by a rich lady he noticed that she did
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