Boys | Brothers | Gender | Girls | Humor | Misc | Perspective | Siblings | Sisters | Youth
BOYS VIEW GIRLS Here is a boy’s description of girls — misspelling and all — that Mark Twain had received from a teacher who submitted to him a collection of
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Advice | Assistance | Communication | Discretion | Honesty | Humor | Time
GRANDMA’S ADVICE Grandma had been sitting quietly in the back seat, but now she spoke up: “I told them Constable, that we would never get far in a stolen car.”
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Children | Dating | Family | Humor | Marriage | Relatives | Weddings
MARRIAGE IS RELATIVE An eight year old boy asked his girlfriend to marry him. She turned him down, saying that in her family only relatives married. She explained, “If you
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Communication | Conflict | Hugs | Humor | Love | Marriage | Respect
POPULAR COUNSELOR A couple with marital problems went to a counselor to see what could be done to repair their marriage. The wife began to sob uncontrollably as she poured
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Children | Church | Creation | Evolution | Family | Humor | Responses
CREATIVE SOLUTION The Sunday School teacher had just read the story of how God created man. She asked the class if they had any questions. One of the little boys
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Communication | Gender | Humor | Marriage | Men | Women
MONOSYLLABIC MALES After twenty-plus years of asking me questions and receiving monosyllabic answers like “uh: and “mmm,” she (my wife) claims this inability to communicate in understandable sentences remains constant
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Change | Children | Humor | Marriage | Perspective | Sales | Understanding | Weddings
MARRIAGE TRADE-INS The four-year-old daughter of a used car salesman, attending her first church wedding, watched as the bride walked to the altar on the arm of an elderly gray-haired
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Character | Commitment | Compromise | Dating | Humor | Marriage | Weddings
THE IDEAL MALE COMBINATION I ‘d be the happiest girl in the world if only I could combine the two men I’m dating,” one girl said to a friend. “One
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Children | Communication | Education | Humor | Knowledge | Learning | Persistence | School | Understanding
NO NEED FOR SCHOOL A six-year-old boy came home dejected from his first day at school and announced, “I am not going to school tomorrow.” “Why not?” his mother inquired.
Communication | Humor | Insults | Jurors | Justice | Law | Lawyers | Mistakes | Perspective | Persuasion
OPPORTUNITY MISSED or JURY PIGS A new attorney had filed suit on behalf of his first client against a man for stealing 24 of his client’s hogs. In his attempt
Chemical Abuse | Doctors | Drinking | Health | Humor | Priorities | Stewardship
THE NEXT BEST THING A man was beginning to have health problems, so he went to see his doctor. His doctor examined him and told him, “The best thing you
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Desire | Humor | Leadership | Priorities | Purpose | Responsibility | Time
BIG THINGS FIRST Management consultant Steven Covey tells of standing before a seminar with an empty canister. He filled the canister with large rocks and asked, “Is it full?” Almost
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Action | Assistance | Humor | Knowledge | Motivation | Opportunities | Opportunity | Self | Selfishness
LOVE LOST Bishop Richard C. Raines once told of a bright young woman who had decided that she wanted to dedicate her life to helping others, especially people in trouble,
Adversity | Humor | Life | Logic | Memory | Perspective | Problems | Trial
LOGICAL LAWS Harding’s Homily: “It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.” Johnson’s Law: “There’s nothing to scratch but the surface.” William’s Law: “There is not a mechanical
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Benefits | Gift | Gratitude | Humor | Labor | Misc | Opportunity | Sharing
SHOWING HIS GRATITUDE An Italian barber, giving a man a haircut, learns that his client is a Protestant minister. When it comes time to pay, the barber says, “Reverend, of
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Child | Children | Conflict | Family | Humor | Mother | Mothers | Parenting | Travel
COPING WITH CUSTOMS The wife of an Army Colonel had made an all-night flight to meet her husband at his latest military assignment in Germany. She wearily arrived at Rhein-Main
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Brothers | Children | Conflict | Family | Fighting | Humor | Pets | Siblings | Sisters | Value
CAN’T FIND SISTER In an episode of the comic strip For Better or For Worse, Michael, the teenage boy of the family is tormenting the family dog: pulling a bone
Dreams | Expectations | Gift | Gifts | Humor | Interpretation | Marriage | Materialism | Vision
INTERPRETING DREAMS A wife said to her husband over breakfast, “I had a dream last night that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you suppose that means?” He
Discipline | Doctors | Family | Humor | Mother | Punishment | World Religions
BLACK EYE PROGNOSIS A doctor was examining an eyebrow laceration on a very active three-year-old. Two nurses and an orderly were required to restrain the screaming child. Noting the incipient
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WRONG INFORMATION I knew this fellow who went to seminary. He was brilliant, was first in his class, Phi Beta Kappa, about as bright as anybody who’d ever graduated from
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