THE CYNICISM OF A MISANTHROPE History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. Ambrose Bierce
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TRUE CONFUSION I don’t know whether to kill myself of go bowling. From a Country-Music song quoted by George Will
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GROWING OBJECTS If a growing object is both fresh and spoiled at the same time, the chances are it’s a child.
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GETTING ORGANIZED I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend
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CONFIDENCE is entering a sales contest and wondering who’s going to come in second. Paul Ziegler in Bits and Pieces
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PEACE IN THE MIDST OF THE STORM The fellow who can smile when things go wrong is probably just going off shift.
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ANTICIPATION I can’t think of anything that’s as much fun to own as it is to look forward to owning. Jim Vorsas
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BASIC NEEDS A woman needs four men in her life: a banker, an actor, a minister and a mortician. One for the money, two for the show, three to get
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INFLATION Sign on a water cooler at Hughes Aircraft in Torrance: “Due to inflation and other costs, the water in this cooler is twice as free as it used to
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RESPONSIBILITIES If you haven’t got an ulcer, you’re not carrying your share of the load. Funny, Funny World
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PE Dec83 TRUE HUMILITY Only .001 percent of the popluation achieves perfection, which may be why so few people recognize it in us. Funny, Funny World
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SIGNS OF THE TIMES The big thing today is computer dating. If you don’t know how to run a computer, it really dates you.
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NEGLECTED The most neglected men in history are Whistler’s Father and Lord Godiva.
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EXCEPTIONS Reported to be seen on a sign outside a church in Houston, Texas: ‘The meek shall inherit the earth.’ Underneath it, a graffitist had scrawled (appropriately, perhaps, in oil-rich
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DEFICIT SPENDING Senator Strom Thurmond has explained why Congress doesn’t decrease deficit spending: “It’s awfully hard to get a hog to butcher itself.” Bits & Pieces, May, 1985
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COMPLAINTS The Lord created the world in six days and rested on the seventh. On the eighth day, He started to answer complaints. Funny, Funny World
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MINGLED MOTIVATIONAL GOALS There are often occasions when people are on different wave-lengths regarding motivation for change of attitude or behavior: My husband is a minister who conducts an expanded
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FIRST IN LINE President Woodrow Wilson had a lively sense of humor. Early James, Director of the Wilson House Museum in Washington, D. C., says the following story fits the
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PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE One of the priceless programs in the Andy Griffith TV Show occurred in the early life of the series. Following the death of his wife, Sheriff
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AMAZING VIRTUOSITY An interviewer asked Victor Borge if he played any other musical instruments. Borge replied, “Well, yes, I have another piano.” Bits & Pieces
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