Appearance | Father | Humor | Youth
BAD DAY You know it’s going to be a bad day when your teen-ager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, “Today is Nerd Day […]
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Anger | Bitterness | Desire | Hate | Humor | Marriage
PLAN AHEAD — ONE THING AT A TIME The woman told the storekeeper, “I want a small revolver for my husband.” The man said, “Yes, Madam, did your husband give
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Appearance | Humor | Perspective | Zeal
DIFFERING PERSPECTIVES — A LAST WORD ON THE COMET Can’t stargazers do their thing without discombobulating most of the rest of us with something that’s a phenomenon to them and
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Desire | Humor | Perspective | Prejudice | Success | Vision
NOPE! IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN HERE! A few months back we shared a series of quotes from a few years back that showed how short-sighted even the brightest can be. Here’s
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Adversity | Humor | Pride | Suffering | Worldliness
RED ALERT The story is told in Russia about the late Premier Leonid Brezhnev, who wanted to impress his old mother from the Ukraine. First he showed her through his
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Humor | Short Shorts | Wisdom
START RIGHT Begin every day with a good breakfast, and you’ll probably be late for work four days a week.
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Children | Church | Communication | Fear | Humor | Understanding | Zeal
FEAR OF CHURCH In an excellent biography of the young Theodore Roosevelt, I came across the following story about T. R. as a child: [Teedie was the name they called
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Apostasy | Children | Humor | Perspective | Salvation
IT’S ALL IN YOUR PERSPECTIVE After the Sunday School teacher told the story of the prodigal son to the class, she asked, “Was anyone sorry when the prodigal son returned?”
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Children | Dating | Humor | Love | Sex
THE CONFUSION BEGINS The first real confusion in a child’s life is when he decides girls are better than frogs but he isn’t sure why. Funny, Funny World
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Appealing Talk | Children | Communication | Humor | Sex
COMMUNICATION A little girl was talking to her grandmother. She asked, “Grandma, how old are you?” The grandmother replied, “Now dear, you shouldn’t ask people that question. Most grownups don’t
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Communication | Confession | Humor | Speech
GET THE FULL STORY FIRST A man went to visit a psychiatrist. He said, “I’ve got two problems.” The psychiatrist said, “Okay, tell me all about it.” The man began,
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Communication | Humor
WHAT’S IN A NAME? A Newspaper ad read: “Lost — One Dog. Brown hair with several bald spots. Right leg broken due to auto accident. Rear left hip hurt. Right
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Aging | Eternal Life | Health | Heaven | Hope | Humor
YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLDER WHEN Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You feel like the
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Fear | Humor | Short Shorts
FLYING If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport. George Winters
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Humor | Short Shorts | Speech
STRATEGY FOR PEOPLE The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. Kin Hubbard, as quoted in Forbes
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Communication | Humor | Short Shorts
UNDERSTANDING LOUDNESS IN OUR CULTURE The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity. Arthur Schopenhauer
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Aging | Humor | Short Shorts
THE HARD TRUTH ABOUT GROWING OLD We don’t become more moral as we grow older, we just choose our sins more carefully. Funny, Funny World
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Deceit | Humor | Short Shorts
LOOKING FOR THE WEASEL WORD A junior senator to a senior senator: “What’s a good word for ‘No’ that sounds like ‘Yes?’” Funny, Funny World
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Conflict | Humor | Short Shorts
OBJECTIVITY There are two sides to every question — as long as it doesn’t concern us personally.
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Adversity | Humor | Short Shorts
IMPOSSIBLE Don’t say that nothin’ is impossible . . . until you’ve tried to teach your dog to eat an artichoke. Funny, Funny World
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