GIFT WRAPPED GIFT WRAP A young fellow was looking for a gift for his brother when he saw some gift wrapping paper on sale. This was the perfect gift. His […]
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CHRISTMAS JOKES Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll. Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Snowflakes. Q. What do you call a cat on the
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A DIETER’S CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas and all ’round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with
HO-HO-HO QUESTION: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? ANSWER: So he can ho-ho-ho.
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AL GORE CHRISTMAS QUESTION: How does Al Gore’s household keep Christmas politically correct? ANSWER: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
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PONTIUS THE PILOT Susie Sunshine asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Little Johnny’s picture, which showed four people on
SUBORDINATE CLAUS QUESTION: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? ANSWER: A subordinate claus.
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M R. & MRS. CHRISTMAS QUESTION: What is Father Christmas’ wife called? ANSWER: Mary Christmas
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GERMAN SHEPHERD CHRISTMAS Dolly, the little girl in Family Circus comes walking into the house with a script in her hands and says, “I’m going to play Mary in the
DIVINE SHOVING A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
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NOTRE DAME CONVERSION A young Jewish college student entered Notre Dame to play football. At the end of the semester, the young football player returned home. One day during break,
TEN THINGS TO KNOW Journalist Maria Shriver, wife of Arnold Schwartzeneger, in her book Ten Things I Wish I’d Known Before I Went Out Into the Real World, tells about
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ADAM BEFORE EVE Question: At what time of the day was Adam created? Answer: A little before Eve.
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SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE Talking about starting over! Perhaps this next one is a bit overboard on getting a good start with coffee: 1. You answer the door
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FRESH NEW BOOKS Two thieves were robbing a bank. They tied and gagged the bank manager and put the rest of the employees in the vault. They filled their sacks
THE THINGS A FATHER NEVER HAD Hagar the Horrible, that intrepid Viking from the comics, is talking to his buddy: “When MY son grows up I want him to have
KISSING OR TALKING A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Source unknown
EVASIVE ACTION I saw the horror of the Rwandan famine on TV. It was so unspeakable in its scope and sadness. I knew I, as a human being, had to
BUYING HAPPINESS WITH PUPPIES Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies. — Gene Hill
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