ONE HUNDRED YEARS YOUNGER A 105 -year-old woman was offered a place in a Norwegian kindergarten after a millennium bug nicked a century off her age. “When our list showed […]
Age | Assumptions | Failure | Humor | Identity | Mistakes | StoryTechnologyAging | Time Read More »
TIME FOR SOAP My brother had just moved into his own apartment and was disappointed that the new dishwasher didn’t seem to work well. Later that month he was invited
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SNORING FAST TO SLEEP Why is the person who snores always the first one to fall asleep? Quoted in Country
STRANGE MALADY/ Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in used toaster oven aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too
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MR S. MURPHY’S LAW – MRS MURPHY’S LAW:If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong when he’s out of town.
WRONG TIME TO WHISPER A woman and her four-year-old son where at church. Her son yells out, “Mommy I have to go potty.” She says, “Shhhh, we don’t say that.
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PARENTS OF ISRAEL At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day’s lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. “Mr. Goldblatt,” announced little
FEELING HIS OAT BRAN “I didn’t realize that I was getting old until yesterday. I was in my car waiting for my wife to come out of the grocery store,
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BAD MEAT “Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.” — Steven Wright
MEANING OF GOLF Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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MY OWN EPITAPH He was an average guy who could carry a tune. – BING CROSBY Excuse my dust. – DOROTHY PARKER On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
ALWAYS WORKING A lawyer who was known for his shrewdness was approached by an acquaintance and asked, “If I pay you a thousand dollars, will you give honest answers to
LIFE GOES ON In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on. — Robert Frost
YOUTHFUL REASONING ADVANTAGE Parents have a distinct disadvantage in reasoning with their teens; they are not young enough to know everything. Similar to “TOO OLD TO KNOW IT ALL,” in
SLEEPING STOCK MARKET Two stock market investors were discussing their strategies in the stock market. One investor had diversified his stocks and had recently taken some minor losses. The second
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LONG TIME LOST I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days. — Daniel Boone
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PROGRESSIVE REVELATION There was a seminary professor who was much admired by his students because he always managed to keep his spiritual vitality at a high peak. Clearly he was
VALUE OF DECISIONS In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing
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HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD A couple was being questioned about the way they had completed their tax form. They were asked why they had failed to answer who was the
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ANGELS, TOYS AND HELL This is how a little boy explained the origin of fallen angels to his younger sister: “One day way up in heaven where God lives, God
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