SINGLE MOSQUITOES A Minnesotan was asked if the bugs were bad in his state. “We don’t have a single mosquito if that’s what you’re worried about,” he replied. “Really?” was […]
NAME YOUR BOSS The folks in the Cincinnati Zoo are giving workers a chance to celebrate Boss Day by likening their boss to an animal for a five dollar nomination
STRONG PEOPLE DIFFERENCE Strong people make as many and as ghastly mistakes as weak people. The difference is that strong people ADMIT THEM, LAUGH AT THEM, and LEARN FROM THEM.
CRUISE NUMBER TWO A man saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a $100 cruise. He had always wanted to go on a cruise but never could afford it so
Change | Comfort | Failure | Habits | Humor | Leisure | Mistakes | Travel | Value Read More »
TWICE AS LESS The pastor was concluding one of his best sermons ever on tithing. The conviction level was high throughout the congregation. One of the deacons was so overwhelmed
MEDIOCRE TRUMPETER I ‘m a high-wire artist,” said a man to the circus ringmaster, “and I’d appreciate a job.” Before the ring-master could protest, the man climbed the ladder to
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD RAIN “Well,” the candidate asked, “how did you like my speech on the agricultural problem?” “It wasn’t too bad,” the farmer replied, “but a good rain
HOME OWNERSHIP “Basically, homeowners have a choice: they either have to be handy with a saw, a hammer, or a checkbook.” By Robert Orben, Quote, Vol. 85, No. 14, July
Budgets | Burden | Finances | Home | Humor | Independence | Materialism | Money Read More »
CAN’T AFFORD MORE SAVINGS “You can save enough on your food bill to pay for this new refrigerator,” the salesman assured the female shopper. But the woman’s sales resistance was
Finances | Humor | Materialism | Money | Motivation | Sales | Savings | Stewardship Read More »
COMPLAINTS OF FARMERS The skepticism of farmers are proverbial. They complain if it rains, and they complain if it doesn’t rain. One preacher had listened to this for years. One
FRESH TOMORROW I stopped in a bake shop at closing time and ordered a batch of sugar cookies. The young clerk politely said she couldn’t sell them because they were
Appearance | Appearances | Business | Communication | Deceit | Food | Humor | Sales Read More »
CHURCH GROWTH IDEAS Growing a church isn’t really all that hard. Bill Adler wrote a book several years ago entitled, Dear Pastor. Bill’s book is a humorous collection of letters
Church | Growth | Holy Spirit | Humor | Ideas | Sanctification/ Holy Spirit Read More »
DISAPPOINTING PLEDGE A church canvasser, taking part of his lunch hour, called upon a highly prosperous insurance broker. He quickly explained the church budget and the executive grumpily agreed –
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LAWYERS OR GOOD GUYS This is how Malcom Ford, explains to his preschool classmates what his father Harrison Ford does for a living: “My daddy is a movie actor, and
Actors | Father | Honesty | Humor | Labor | Lawyers | Shame | Youth Read More »
POLITICS IS Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx
POLITICS IS Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx
SALARY SECURITY The personnel manager said to the job applicant: “We keep salaries low so you won’t have so much to lose if you get fired.” Anonymous author
Employees | Humor | Jobs | Labor | Money | Perspective | Salaries | Short Shorts | Wages Read More »
UNSIGNED CARDS A really good friend is someone who mails you an unsigned birthday card — so you can mail it to someone else on short notice. Anonymous author
Love your neighbor but don’t chop down your hedge.
Character | Humor | Love | Neighbors | Privacy | Protection | Security | Short Shorts Read More »
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