CROSS-BRED ATHEIST Question: What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness? Answer: A person who knocks on your door for absolutely no reason at all.
PLEASANT WORDS Our pastor was teaching Proverbs 16:24 — “Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul and health to the bones.” The minister then added, “You can
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE A man walked into the drug store and asked the pharmacist if he had a cure for hiccups. The pharmacist walked around the corner and approached the
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LOW- MAINTENANCE KISSES A woman who was approaching her four-score and ten years was always blessed with little gifts from her friends and relatives for her birthday and Christmas which
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DRIVING A HARD BARGAIN There was a man in Indiana who had a way of taking his own advice, though he generally had to do things afterward to get even
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LEARN ABOUT LISTENING Yesterday was my grampa’s birthday. I asked him what the most important thing was that he has learned in his life He said, “I’ve learned that even
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KEEP EXPECTATIONS LOW “What grade did you get?” “I got an A.” “Really? Boy, I’d hate to be you. I got a C.” “Why on earth would you rather get
DOG DOESN’T DRIVE A particular town has a yearly dog census. The last time the census taker came by, a little five- year-old girl answered the door. The census taker
PEOPLE BEGINNING TO TALK One afternoon when Casey Stengel was managing the Mets, his starting southpaw showed signs of fatigue. As one pitch after another missed the strike zone, the
HONEST COMMUNICATION A life-long survivor of marriage once admitted to a friend: “OK, it’s true, we fight. But, to be honest, we have never gone to bed mad. Of course
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DINNERS FOR TWO Doctor to overweight patient: “You’ll have to give up those intimate little dinners for two unless you have another person with you.”
DEAL WITH THE SOURCE Two farmers were fascinated by a booth where little celluloid balls bobbed on top of water jets. Customers were offered substantial prizes if they succeeded in
MOCKINGBIRD GOSPEL One morning a woman was helping her five-year-old neighbor identify the different songbirds making frequent stops at her feeder. A mockingbird chirped nearby. Trying to teach the little
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HOUSE WITHOUT BEDS An Air Force Chaplain was transferred to a new base and was given the opportunity to choose between two houses. After inspecting the first one, their four-year-old
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ATM WINNINGS My six-year-old daughter wanted to help when I stopped at our local bank’s automated teller machine, so I let her push the proper buttons. When the money came
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MEN MUST ASK Do you know why the people of Israel wandered in the wilderness for 40 years? Because, even back then, men wouldn’t stop and ask for directions.
WRONG FIRST LADY A student teacher was discussing a newspaper article about the President with her class. Since the article referred to the “First Lady,” she wondered if anyone in
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SIDEWAYS GRAVITY After moving into a new home with his family, my grandson, four, was surprised to see the kitchen door — equipped with self-closing hinges — shut all by
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LESS BORING PEW Pity the poor pastor who was delivering his sermon when a gentlemen in the back pew turned his head to one side, put his hand to his
MEATBALL WANTS ME A three-year-old boy was very fond of meatballs. He stopped by to visit his grandparents one afternoon when they happened to be finishing their meal of meatballs
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