BLACK- EYED CURIOSITY Bright eyes indicate curiosity and black eyes indicate too much curiosity. From Quote, Vol. 85, No. 13, July 1, 1985, page 202
Curiosity | Humor | Pests | Questions | Short Shorts | Violence | Zeal Read More »
PREACH THEM TO THE REAR A stranger came to church, and the minister was pleased to see him come forward to sit in one of the empty seats. Afterwards he
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PLAY DOMINOES INSTEAD George Bernard Shaw was dining in a London restaurant when an orchestra began to play loudly. The music went on for some time until Shaw beckoned the
ANATOMICAL VOWELS According to former line coach Pat Boland of the Iowa Hawkeyes, a football player taking an anatomy test wrote, “The anatomy is divided into three parts: the head,
POINTING WITH PLOWS Bernie Bierman had a classic answer to the frequent question, “How do you get such big men for your Minnesota football teams?” It’s like this friend. When
Athletes | Communication | Humor | Qualifications | Scouting | Sports | Strength | Youth Read More »
THROUGH THE ROUGH SPOTS A husband and wife were discussing old times, when the husband said, “My dear, I have taken you safely over all the rough spots of life.”
ENLIGHTENED ANXIETIES College Education: A way to give you more things to worry about.From The Rotarian, July, 1994 and
College | Concerns | Education | Humor | Knowledge | Short Shorts | Worry Read More »
SLEEP AND SNORE Snorer: Invariably, the one who falls asleep first. From The Rotarian, July, 1994 and
Adversity | Humor | Irritations | Pests | Rest | Short Shorts | Sleeping | Snoring Read More »
POSITION OF PATIENCE Patience: Admirable quality in the driver behind you. Impossible to understand in the one ahead of you. From The Rotarian, July, 1994 and
Conflict | Criticism | Drivers | Humor | Patience | Perspective | Short Shorts Read More »
POLITICAL FAMILY TREES Cheapest way to trace a family tree: Run for a political office. From The Rotarian, July, 1994 and
Communication | Criticism | Family | Gossip | Humor | Media | Politics | Short Shorts Read More »
IN STINKED A momma skunk had two little skunks named “In” and “Out.” It seemed that when In was going out, that Out was coming In, and if Out was
MISTAKEN GENDERS The vicar, awarding prizes at the local dog show was scandalized by costumes worn by some members of the younger fair sex. “Look at that youngster,” said he;
BAD INVESTMENTS One guy tried to diversify just before the stock market crashed. He invested in paper towels and revolving doors. He said he got wiped out before he could
Adversity | Failure | Finances | Humor | Money | Puns | Troubles Read More »
THE WRONG VIRGIN A minister had run out of time to prepare for a sudden funeral. Using the latest technology, he went to his computer and found the funeral service
SHE’S OUT OF SIGHT Uncle Arky tells about the couple up the road who got into a fight a while back, the husband didn’t see his wife for more than
Conflict | Control | Fighting | Humor | Marriage | Power | Solutions | Story Read More »
JUST ONE DRINK A man went into the same bar every day and ordered two drinks. He’d drink one, then slide to the other side of the table and drink
Alcohol | Chemical Abuse | Deceit | Deception | Drinking | Excuses | Humor Read More »
BUDGET DREAMS Budget: A record of what the money should have been spent for. From The Rotarian, July, 1994 and
NO MONEY IN HEAVEN A pastor was preaching to his congregation concerning what heaven would be like. He explained that there would be no money in heaven — those things
A QUAKER & HIS MULE One day a farmer, who was a Quaker, was having trouble with his mule. He was trying to plow his field and the mule was
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THE REAL PROBLEM A friend of mine was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said,
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