Deceit | Honesty | Humor | Youth
THE REST OF THE STORY The student grabbed the professor after class and asked for an explanation of the notations on his examination paper. The pupil inquired, “How come I
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Death | Humor | Obedience | Providence | Sovereignty
SECOND GUESSING THE LORD An acquaintance was talling his mother about a friend who had died and left three small children. His mother said, “Why couldn’t it have been me?
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Doctrine | Faith | Humor | Peace | Technology
WISDOM FROM WOODY ALLEN Regarding science, Woody Allen stated at the conclusion of a recent commencement address: Science has taught us how to pasteurize cheese — but what about the
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Business | Humor | Leisure | Opportunity | Time
TIMING IS EVERYTHING A saleman from the Chicago area was in Miami when he called his manager. He explained the difficult situation saying: “I’m stuck here in the middle of
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Care | Humor | Money | Short Shorts
SURE FIRE CROWD CONTROL A rookie policeman was asked in an examination what he would do to break up a crowd. His answer indicated a deep knowledge of human nature.
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Appealing Talk | Chemical Abuse | Death | Humor
PUTTING THINGS MORE DIPLOMATICALLY The federal government in Brazil has ordered the state of Cerna to replace many of its road safety signs. The current signs, in the government’s view,
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Faith | Humor | Prayer | Protection | Trust | Understanding
RECOGNIZING AN ANSWER TO PRAYER Bill was sitting in his house during a torrential downpour. As the floodwaters reached the bottom of his front door, some friends came along in
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Apathy | Humor | Prayer | Sovereignty | Statistics
MURPHY’S PRINCIPLES OF PRAYER 1. People forget to pray for others in direct proportion to the frequency with which they say, “I’ll pray about that.” 2. In any prayer group
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Burden | Communication | Fear | Humor | Prayer | Zeal
MOTIVATED PRAYER A husband and wife from California were motoring through Texas. They saw a tornado coming and, of course, they were afraid. The husband pulled the car off to
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Grace | Humor | Prayer | Thanks | Time
FRANKLIN ON PRAYER Benjamin Franklin, when a child, found the long graces used by his father before and after meals very tedious. One day, after the winter’s provisions had been
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Humor | Prayer | Short Shorts
SIGN IN A HIGH SCHOOL RESTROOM — notice — In the event of an atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in this school will be temporarily suspended.
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Burden | Choice | Fear | Humor | Ministry
FOR PASTORS WHO ARE GETTING TOO BIG FOR THEIR BOOTS During a flight between New York and Chicago the captain announced over the plane’s intercom: “Our number four engine has
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Children | Communication | Humor | Obedience | Speech | Youth
COMMUNICATION A mother was concerned that her eldest son was using too much profanity, and she consulted her pastor about it, looking for some practical advice. The preacher advised that
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Children | Communication | Family | Father | Humor | Understanding
GOOD COMMUNICATION REQUIRES CAREFUL LISTENING The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named the
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Adversity | Burden | Church | Humor | Weakness
YOU THINK THINGS ARE BAD AT YOUR CHURCH? When Jesus started His church, the Pastor (Jesus himself) was being executed. The chairman of the board (Peter) was out cursing and
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Humor | Knowledge | Pride | Youth
SOME THINGS DON’T TAKE TOO LONG The young town smart aleck walked into the village blacksmith show shortly after the blacksmith had thrown a horseshoe on the ground too cool.
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Commitment | Courage | Endurance | Humor | Perseverance | Strength
GETTING BACK UP A man was travelling down the streets of a large city and stopped at a stop light. He looked off to his right and saw two boys
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Endurance | Humor | Light | Perseverance
MORE THOMAS EDISON The famous inventor was known for his patience and perseverance. He worked non-stop, day and night on the electric light bulb. Finally, late one evening it happened.
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Apathy | Complain | Frustration | Guard | Humor | Trust | Understanding | Warning | Women
DISCERNING REAL EMERGENCIES A frontier couple, Zeb and Martha, settled down on their new land. They built a cabin, a barn and a corral for their livestock. Then Zeb hung
Adversity | Communication | Compromise | Criticism | Failure | Humor | Weakness | Youth
THERE’S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT Some time ago I received a call from a colleague asking if I would be the referee on the grading of
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