Authority | Humor | Prayer
PRAYER IN CONGRESS When Edward Everett Hale was Chaplain of the Senate, someone asked him, “Do you pray for the senators, Dr. Hale?” He replied, “No, I look at the […]
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Humor
Commitment | Complain | Consecration | Humor | Short Shorts
ACTION The person who rows the boat usually doesn’t have time to rock it.
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Freedom | Humor
FIRST A Sunday School teacher asked her class who the first man was. A little boy answered, “George Washington.” She then informed him that the first man was Adam. The
Commitment | Freedom | Humor | Unity
PRECEDENTS Jefferson Davis insisted on being recognized by his official title as commander or President in the regular negotiation with the U. S. Government. This Mr. Lincoln would not consent
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Children | Choice | Commitment | Humor | Understanding
SIBLING RIVALRY My friend Ronnie Patton took his family to a local restaurant for Sunday Brunch. After taking the parents’ order, the waitress came to the older boy, Robbie, and
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Humor | Rest | Short Shorts
P.A.I.W. VERSUS T.G.I.F. In Moslem countries, the weekend is Thursday and Friday. That’s where that old expression “Praise Allah It’s Wednesday” comes from. Funny, Funny World
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Deceit | Healing | Humor | Pain | Wisdom
WORLDLY WISDOM A New Hampshire farmer was trying to explain his horse’s problem to the veterinarian. He said, “Something’s wrong with my horse. One day he limps, the next day
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Humor | Short Shorts | Wisdom
EXPERIENCE is the comb mother nature gives to us after we’ve lost our hair. Funny, Funny World
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Care | Gift | Humor | Stewardship
LIMITS ON GIVING The winter had been especially difficult in the mountains of North Carolina. Heavy snowfall and cold temperatures had allowed the snow to accumulate to several feet at
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Care | Gift | Humor | Stewardship
MAKING GIVING EASIER Then there was the minister who told everyone to stand during the offertory at which time he instructed everyone to reach forward to the person standing in
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Care | Humor | Money | Stewardship
TRAINING The strong man at a circus side show gave an exhibition of his strength by squeezing an orange to pulp, then offered a reward to anybody who could get
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Care | Humor | Money | Stewardship
HOW TO RAISE A BIG OFFERING A minister in a small town was having trouble with his collections. So one Sunday he announced from the pulpit: “Before we pass the
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Care | Gift | Humor | Stewardship
MATCH YOUR GIVING WITH INFLATION A man had posted himself in front of an office building with a tray of shoelaces. One executive made it a daily habit to give
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Commitment | Humor | Motivation | Success | Understanding
WHEN THEY DON’T WANT TO HEAR A high- priced management consultant was brought in to train and motivate the corporate troops. He got up there and gave it his best
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Appearance | Deceit | Humor | Marriage | Short Shorts
COEXISTENCE Visitors to the zoo were surprised to see the exhibit labeled, “Coexistence” containing a lion and some lambs. The zookeeper explained there was nothing to it. “All I have
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Commitment | Humor | Ideas | Speech
WORDS FITLY SPOKEN From a collection of expressions coined in the rural south: “He’s so tight he don’t even breathe all the air he needs.” “A few drinks of that
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Communication | Death | Humor
COMMUNICATION An executive who had recently hired an English secretary had to go on a business trip to London. While he was away, a salesman who had never spoken to
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Burden | Commitment | Humor | Short Shorts
PARTIAL COMMITMENT Overheard as a man was leaving his companion at the entrance to the IRS office: “As your tax consultant, I said in case of an audit I would
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Humor | Perspective | Short Shorts
FROG’S PERSPECTIVE One frog to another, “Time’s fun when your having flies.” Robert Strand, Grand Junction, CO.
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Appearance | Deceit | Humor | Self | Temptation
STRESS DIET We live in one of the most diet- conscious societies that has ever existed. Some of them are more realistic than others. Here’s one that has been called
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