Aging | Deceit | Humor | Pride | Women
PRIVACY ABOUT ONE’S AGE Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked which of the Gabors is the oldest, and she replied, “Well, she’d never admit it — but it’s Mama.” Adapted from
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Humor
Dating | Death | Humor | Perspective | Youth
IT’S ALL RELATIVE When Oliver Wendell Holmes was still on the Supreme Court bench, he and Justice Brandeis took walks every afternoon. On one of these occasions Holmes, then 92,
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Aging | Appealing Talk | Care | Humor | Speech
SENSITIVITY Dame Edith Sitwell (1887-1964) was a British poet and the daughter of Sir George Sitwell. She and her brothers Osbert and Sacheverell were rebels against bourgeois philistinism. Osbert told
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Aging | Deceit | Humor | Service | Zeal
A SECOND LOOK An Irishman of age 41 was swept by patriotic fervor and endeavored to enlist in the army. Although the recruiting sergeant saw that this man would make
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Dating | Death | Humor | Marriage | Remembering
EQUIPMENT NEEDED To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, the couple returned to their honeymoon hotel. After retiring the wife said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?” And
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Aging | Dating | Humor | Money | Youth
ALL THAT IS NEEDED A boy was trying hard to think of something to buy for his girlfriend. Finally, he asked his mother for a suggestion. He said, “If you
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Aging | Humor | Short Shorts
AGING Everybody wants to live long, though nobody wants to be old. La Rochefeucauld . . . Weather forcasting has been speeded up, but it’s still several hours behind arthritis.
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Appearance | Burden | Humor | Success | Understanding
OBVIOUS CLUES A French taxicab driver once played a joke on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The man had driven Sir Arthur from the station to a hotel, and when he
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Business | Excuses | Goodness | Humor | Trial
BUSINESS We are all manufacturers — some make good, others make trouble and still others make excuses.
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Criticism | Humor | Preaching | Time | Worship
SUNDAY MORNING WEATHER REPORT A lady in the Midwest had often complained about the preacher being long-winded. One winter day, however, she inadvertently described the Sunday morning dilemma as she
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Communion | Gift | Humor | Preaching | Worship
SYMBOLS OF WORSHIP A little boy and his Dad were in church, and the boy asked, “Dad, what does it mean when those men pass those plates?” The Dad said,
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Humor | Motivation | Short Shorts
MADISON AVENUE Ad for sneakers: This is the shoe you’ll wear if you want to be just like all the other individualists. Campbell’s Notebook
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Bitterness | Humor | Jealousy | Poetry | Pride
JULIUS CAESAR Brutus and Cassius are talking privately to one side while the people are cheering Caesar. Cassius shares some embittered thoughts: I was born free as Caesar, so were
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Death | Discouragement | Forgetting | Humor | Poetry | Remembering
AH, ARE YOU DIGGING ON MY GRAVE? Thomas Hardy published a number of clever and witty poems under the general title Satires of Circumstance. One of the most delightful is
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Gift | Greed | Humor | Money | Stewardship | Unity
STEWARDSHIP PLAN When our church kicked off a stewardship campaign to pay off the debt on the buildings, the pastor suggested that husbands and wives pray separately about the amount
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Humor | Money | Short Shorts | Stewardship
TIMING IS EVERYTHING It’s not that I spend more than I earn, it’s just that I spend it quicker than I earn it. Apples of Gold, compiled by Jo Petty
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Appealing Talk | Conflict | Humor | Trial | Wisdom
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR A man was bothered with his neighbor’s chickens getting in his yard, sidewalk, drive and porch. They left quite a mess. So one night he planted a
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Children | Fellowship With God | Humor | Love | Marriage
CHILDREN’S LETTERS TO GOD A little girl wrote a letter to God which read: “Dear God, hugging is a good thing. Did You think it up? — Alice” Another little
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Deceit | Humor | Knowledge | Risk | Short Shorts
PSYCHIC LIMITATIONS How come you never see this in the headlines?: PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY! Jay Leno
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Church | Failure | Frustration | Humor | Worship
MURPHY’S LAW FOR CHURCHES The longest Scripture readings always come on Communion Sundays./The probability of the pastor tripping over the mike cord is greater in special holiday services than at
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