THE LADY SAID “PEW” A story is told of a cowboy who went to church for the first time in his life. Hew was enthusiastic about the experience. He was […]
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Humor/Leadership/Confidence/Money Investments Stocks/Economy: PRESIDENTIAL INVESTMENT It is reported that a few years back the President of the United States was trying to paint a brighter economic picture to the press
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CUT THE COMMENTS Once, while John Wesley was preaching, he noticed a lady in the audience who was known for her critical attitude. All through the service she sat and
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STONE COLD PEAS Oh, Mama Please! Don’t make me eat these Stone cold peas! They’ve grown eyes And they’re lookin’ at me! I love to eat Strawberries, oranges, Broccoli with
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GOLF SCORE After years of golfing, I have finally gotten my score down to the low 70’s. At this rate I am ready to try 18 holes instead of my
COMMUNION SHOTS A worship committee was recently planning for the changes that would occur when they went to two services on Sunday morning. One of the changes was the need
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THEY’RE ALL THE SAME Soon after a woman gave birth to identical twins, she gave them up for adoption. One was adopted by a couple from Spain, and they named
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A GOOD REASON TO WAIT Okay, if you insist, here’s another one: “What were you doing when the police arrived?” the judge asked the defendant. “Waiting, sir.” “For what?” “For
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TOO MUCH OF NOT ENOUGH In reply to your request to send a check for my dues, I wish to inform you that the present condition of my bank account
I’LL DIE TRYING Here’s some more bumper-sticker wisdom: “I intend to live forever, or die trying!”
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CHRISTIANS ARE THE WORST Years ago as a bartender I served many “regular” customers. One was a prominent attorney who, on this particular day, seemed very despondent. I asked if
EPITAPH Little Willie from his mirror Licked the mercury right off. Thinking, in his childish error, It would cure the whooping cough. At the funeral his mother Smartly said to
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COMMUNICATIONS During a commercial airline fight, a woman complained of discomfort due to the changing air pressure, so the flight attendant gave her some gum, indicating that it would relieve
WHOM TO BLAME The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there’s only one other choice. Doug Larson
COMMUNICATION INVOLVES LISTENING The sociologist on an African jungle expedition held up her camera to take pictures of the native children at play. Suddenly the youngsters began to yell in
VERY NEWLY MARRIED An older lady was busy at home one day, when a knock was heard at the door. Upon opening the door, she was greeted by a five
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MARRY WELL OR PHILOSOPHIZE “By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.”
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BEATS DISHES 1st Bride: “I have my husband eating out of my hand.” 2nd Bride: “Beats washing dishes, doesn’t it?” By Gene Brown
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THERE GOES THE BEST MAN We all have our favorite stories of wedding catastrophes. One of my favorites is the very first wedding I performed. We were half way through
MARRIAGE STATISTICS Longest Marriage: 86 Years – Sir Temulji Bhicaji Nariman and Lady Nariman enjoyed marital bliss from 1853 to 1940. They were cousins who were married when they were
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