FAT GOALIES Here is a great idea for the National Hockey League. Why don’t they recruit the fattest man in the world to become the goalie?
Diets | Health | Humor | Size | Sports | Success | Weight Read More »
TOO DARK TO READ Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read. — Groucho Marx
IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS Here are the top ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars… 1. A particular model year of car wouldn’t be available until AFTER
DRY CLEANED CONVERTS A rural Baptist minister proclaimed, “Get your sins washed away!” One of his listeners objected: “I’ve already done that at the Methodist Church.” “Oh no,” said the
Baptism | Conversion | Denominations | Doctrine | Humor | Perspective | Salvation Read More »
D R. SEUSS ON COMPUTERS The following was taken from a December 23, 1996 newsletter of First Card: If Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals… Here’s an easy game to play.
SURREAL CHANGES Question: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: It takes two: One to hold the giraffe and the other one to fill the bathtub
Changes | Ethnicity | Humor | Jokes | Labor | Lights Read More »
LAUGHING COWS The inquisitive little boy asked his mother, “When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?”
Children | Cows | Humor | Joy | Laughing | Logic | Questions | Understanding Read More »
FORGOTTEN MEMORY You know you are in trouble when you can’t remember your earliest memory.
MIXED-UP WORLD What kind of world is this that drives on parkways and parks on driveways?
THREE GOLF AXIOMS Axiom 1: If the golf ball curves to the right, it’s a slice; Axiom 2: If the golf ball curves to the left, it’s a hook; Axiom
Definitions | Golf | Humor | Leisure | Miracles | Providence | Sports Read More »
KAMIKAZE CLASS There is only one problem in teaching a class for Kamikaze pilots. You only get to teach the class one time.
A FUTURE PROPHECY Let’s take a look into the future. It’s 2020 and an American astronaut steps from his space ship and creeps slowly across the surface of a strange
SLEEP TALK A psychiatrist was with his client who happened to be a pastor with a low self-image. One of the questions he asked was if the pastor ever talked
HUMOROUS HEADLINES Lucky girl sees friends die. Father of nine fined $100 for failing to stop. Dead policeman on force 23 years. 26-year friendship ends at altar. Man found dead
Bloopers | Communication | Communications | Failure | Humor | Mistakes | Short Shorts Read More »
GOD RINSES The church youth group was sponsoring a one day car wash to raise money to pay for a missions trip. They made a large sign: CAR WASH FOR
ARMADILLO CROSSROAD Here is a riddle from the southern United States: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo it could be done.
MIND & MOUTH SIZES Here is a bad combination: A narrow mind and a wide mouth. Adapted from a submission by John Fitts, Palm Harbor, Florida
Bias | Gossip | Humor | Prejudice | Short Shorts | Speech | Talk Read More »
SMART HORSE A cowboy with a broken leg was explaining his injury to his friend. “I was riding my horse up in the hills when I fell. We were quite
MOTHER MATTERS A mother is someone who buys you underwear when you really wanted a model airplane. From the Christian Word, sponsored by Downtown Baptist Church of Oklahoma City
Children | Family | Gift | Gifts | Humor | Mother | Mothers | Parenting Read More »
DELIGHTED LIGHTENING BUG Here is a “bright” opening: I am delighted to speak to you, today. Like the lightening bug who backed into the fan. From T. Parker, O’Fallon, Missouri
Appealing Talk | Delight | Greetings | Happiness | Humor | Illustrations | Light | Puns Read More »
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