NATIONAL PARK QUESTIONS These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human […]
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RABBI’S HAM AT THE PRIEST’S WEDDING A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi were sitting together at a banquet. The priest asked the rabbi, “Tell me, when are you going
ROACH WITHOUT A COUNTRY The cockroach that Americans call the German Roach also populates the homes of the Germans, but the Germans do not know it as the German Roach.
PSYCHIATRIC LANDLORD A neurotic is one who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is one who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent.
QUESTION OF DEGREES The college graduate with a degree in science asks, “Why does it work?” The college graduate with a degree in engineering asks, “How does it work?” The
EFFECTS OF LAZINESS A local grammar school pupil, when asked by the teacher to write a composition of “The Effects of Laziness,” turned in a blank sheet of paper.
NATIVE AMERICANS WERE SMARTER Watching a western show on television, a farm boy asked his father, “Was the white man really smarter than the Native American Indian?” The father answered:
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SHORT BIBLE MEN The three shortest men in the Bible were: KNEE-HIGH-MY-A (Nehemiah) BILDAD THE SHOE HEIGHT (Bildad the Shuhite) and the centurion who slept on his watch!
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VOCATIONAL HYMNS In the spirit of “all things to all men” the hymn books contain hymns for various vocations. This is what we found: Builder’s Hymn: How Firm a Foundation.
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ORIGIN OF BAPTISTS Two men were discussing the origin of Baptists. One of the men said, That’s easy! We Baptists got started with John the Baptist.” The second man disagreed,
1040 SPLIT Q: Why does the Internal Revenue Service call their tax form the 1040? A: Because for every $50 a worker earns, the worker gets 10 and the IRS
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OPPORTUNITY IS IMPATIENT In the comic strip “Frank & Ernest” one character says to the other: “Opportunity knocked once, but by the time I switched off the alarm system, removed
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THE FIRST OFFICIAL ACT A seminary president told this story: When candidates are ordained into the ministry, they have one thing to do in the service. At the conclusion of
SO MANY AMERICAN LAWYERS A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack,
GOD’S POLITICS A politician, philosopher, biologist, and builder were arguing about whose profession was most consistent with God’s real character. The philosopher said, “Well, first and foremost, God is a
MARRIAGE SAME ALL OVER A teenage boy returns from school and tells his father what they learned in Geography: “We learned that in Africa, a man does not even know
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SINGLE WOMEN WARNINGS Single women, beware… 1. If he ever starts a sentence with “Mother says…” 2. If he “forgets” his wallet more than once. 3. If he has a
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TYSON’S BITE OF THE CENTURY Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield’s ear during their boxing match in Las Vegas on June 28, 1997. When asked to comment
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LAWYER LIGHT BULBS How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? It takes just one lawyer to change your light bulb into his light bulb.
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REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS 1. While ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, economics teaches that reward is its own virtue. 2. Economists can supply upon demand. 3. You
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