HOW’S THAT AGAIN? Psychologist James Dobson reports seeing a sign on a convent in Southern California reading: “Absolutely No Trespassing — Violators Will Be Prosecuted to the Full Extent of […]
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HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THE EXPERT Surgeon to patient: “I had to remove one of your livers, but you’ll be up and around in no time, or I don’t know my
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DO SOMETHING Do something — be a leader, or be a follower — at least get out of the way.
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OUR VARIED ROLES We are all manufacturers in a way — making good, making trouble or making excuses. H. V. Adolt, Forbes
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SUCCESS OF THE RUTHLESS We went to see the musical “Annie” in San Francisco today. I liked the lines of Daddy Warbucks when he recounted the ruthless way he climbed
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AGING Middle Age is when you have two temptations — and you choose the one that will get you home by nine. President Ronald Reagan
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MENTAL HEALTH Do you realize that one in every four Americans is unbalanced? Think of your three closest friends. If they seem okay, you’re the one! Ann Landers
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VACATION A vacation is that brief period of time between trying to get ahead so you can leave and trying to catch up when you get back. Jim Vorsas, Saratoga
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LIBERACE’S LINE “Go ahead and stare. I don’t dress this way to go unnoticed.” From Tom Shea’s article in the May 21, 1984 issue of InfoWorld
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FALSE HOPES Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than one good watermelon at the beginning of the season. Adapted from Funny, Funny World
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MODERN MUSIC The trouble with a lot of songs you hear nowadays is that somebody forgot to put them to music. Jim Vorsas, Saratoga
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SUCCESS The greatest help to a man struggling to succeed is to look as if he has already succeeded.
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GOOD MANNERS Even folks with bad manners know how to be polite to those who can do something for them.
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RIGHTS As precious as the right to speak is the right not to listen. Jim Vorsas, Saratoga, California 95070
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THE STATE OF EDUCATION Thanks to the popularity of loafers and buckle shoes they don’t have to conduct classes in remedial shoe-tying for incoming freshmen. Funny, Funny World
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MONEY/FRIENDS Money can’t buy you friends, but your enemies treat you a little better.
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MONETY/HAPPINESS Money can’t buy happiness, we’re told. But a lot of people would like the chance to prove it for themselves.
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PLAN B I have a very fine doctor. If you can’t afford the operation, he touches up the x-rays. Henny Youngman
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FOOT DOCTOR I went to visit the doctor with my sore foot. He said, “I’ll have you walking in an hour.” He did. He stole my car. Henny Youngman Henny
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COMMUNICATING POVERTY Poverty is hereditary. You can get it from your children (also true of insanity).
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