SECRETARY NEEDED In case you wonder what secretaries do, the primary role of a secretary is to protect executives from themselves. As the story goes, an executive was trying his hand at typing some cover…
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FOOTBALL LOGIC Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So, Switzer travels up to a 49'ers practice and asks Mariucci, "Coach,…
PRACTICAL PROVERBS To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS There are two things everyone should learn: There is a God. And, you're not Him.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS When it comes your time to die...make sure all you've got left to do is die.
SERMONS & LEARNING STYLES It is important . . . not to confuse the concept of relevant examples with that of learning styles. Making sermons relevant is an important move. But that alone does not…
HUTCH BACK OF NOTRE DAME A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He…
THINKING SMALLER The micropantograph--a device used to cut extremely small markings on calibrated instruments--is capable of producing writing (legible under a microscope) on the scale of 32,000,000 words to a square inch. That's about as…
EARLY TOBACCO ADDICTION The British Medical Association journal reported in September of 2000 that a study conducted by the Dr. Joseph DiFranza of the University of Massachusetts found that some twelve and thirteen-year-olds showed signs…
LOOKING FOR LOOPHOLES The United States Government decided to come out with a new nickel in 1883. There was one little oversight that would normally not have mattered at all, except for the fact that…
SERMONS & MEALS A Christian wrote a letter to the editor of the newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. "I've gone for thirty years now," he wrote,…
THE DONUT Next to apple pie, few desserts are considered more American than the humble donut (or doughnut). During the two World Wars, special donut- making machines went from one battle area to another to…
THE DOLLAR BILL PLUS Take out a one dollar bill and look at it. The one dollar bill you're looking at first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design. This so-called paper…
YOU ARE BLESSED If you own inspirational books, you are abundantly blessed. One third of the world does not have access to even one. If you woke up this morning with more health than illness,…
