TOP TEN BIBLE WAYS TO GET A WIFE 1 0. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. Nation of…
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RELIGION MUST BE INGESTED The Dalai Lama recently said, "It's not enough to belong to a religion. You also have to put it into practice. Religion is like medicine. You have to ingest it to…
RELATIONSHIPS OVER RULES Liberty is not a combination of the two extremes but an atmosphere in its own right. It is the only approach to Christian living Paul commended. Liberty doesn't view Christianity as a…
LITTLE RUDE RIDING HOOD Question: Who is short, uses bad language, and is afraid of wolves? Answer: Little Rude Riding Hood.
WITHOUT COMMITMENT Commitment is costly, it increases our vulnerability to hurt, constrains our options, sets limits on our experience, and means that we have to accept whatever the limitations of the other people are. Yet…
SATAN'S BAIT Satan, like all fishermen, baits his hook according to the appetite of the fish.
NEW COMPANY POLICIES SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.…
A HEALTHY FAMILY David Stoop identifies the characteristics of a healthy family as: 1)It is balanced; it can adapt to change. 2)Problems are handled on a family basis, not just an individual basis. 3)There are…
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SINCERITY CANNOT FLY In 1911, a French tailor used the first platform of the Eiffel Tower in Paris to show off a flying suit he had built. Egged on by his companions he jumped off,…
DEALING WITH PEOPLE The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee. And I pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun. -- John D.…
SPIRITUAL NON-HUNGER All too often believers are exhorted and even pressured to grow before there is an acute awareness of need, before there is true spiritual hunger. And, sad to say, in most instances when…
ACKNOWLEDGMENT IS NICE Practically all of us thrive on some form of acknowledgment. We want to know we count. Strokes are important to keep us going at reasonable performance. Even rats need pellets and seals…
GOSSIP IS WHEN Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. -- Earl Wilson
NO PRICE TOO HIGH Chuck Swindoll told a story how a number of years ago a wealthy woman wanted to buy a $7500 bracelet. Unsure of the purchase she wired her husband for approval. He…
NEVER HATED THAT MUCH I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
PROVERBS FOR GEEKS A couple of "computer guys" stumbled onto this web site which has some funny buttons for sale at the site . You can choose the DotCom Button tagline at this site to…
OFFENSIVE STYLE OR SUBSTANCE Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." -- Sam Brown
NO PUNS INTENDED There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun…
FINDING VALUABLE PLANTS When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it…
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ROBBERS A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
