And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to…
Sermon Illustrations
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. | Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these People never really learn to swear until they learn to drive. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Clones are people two. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning. Source unknown
VOICE FROM ABOVE ARRESTED The Evangelist John Holme was fined about $1700 in Salisbury England for a stunt in which he went up in a motored paraglider so he could preach to sinners on the…
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH 1. Hey! It's my turn to sin in the front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed that your sermon was twenty minutes longer than usual. 3.…
DO IT YOURSELF TAXES Doing your own taxes is really just like a do-it-yourself mugging. From Charles Lowery
ENTHUSIASTIC GEYSERS The difference between a mud puddle and a geyser is enthusiasm! From Charles Lowery
ROAD CLOSED A man was driving his sports utility vehicle when he came to a detour sign that read, "ROAD UNDER REPAIR." A little construction was not going to stop this man and his S.U.V.…
LOVE & UNDERSTANDING To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try…
GENDER FUTURES A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
THE GREATER GIFT A husband and wife were getting ready to go to a memorial service for the son of a friend. Their friend's son had been killed in the war. As a memorial to…
LONG DATE A young man was explaining why he was no longer able to date his former girlfriend: "Her father said, 'I want my daughter home by 11:30.' And then I said, 'The end of…
IS THE SEAL BROKEN? A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the…
UGLY BABY OR CUTE MONKEY A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the…
