Animals | Creation | Death | Humor | Loss | Possessions | Understanding | Value | Victims
COST OF THE COAT A protester outside a fur shop said to the woman in the fur coat: “What innocent creature had to suffer and die so that you can […]
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Art and Music | Attitude | Boredom | Concerts | Criticism | Humor | Leisure | Marriage | Sleep
CONCERTED ALARM A man was dragged to a concert by his wife. In the middle of the concert, his wife nudged him and said, “Look over there. So and so
Bias | Consequences | Ethnicity | Gratitude | Humor | Prejudice | Reward | Statistics | Thanks
CASTRO’S GRATITUDE Years ago, Castro was at the United Nations. He fell into the water and was rescued by a Jewish boy. Castro asked how he could show the boy
Blessing | Blessings | Change | Child | Children | Family | Humor | Marriage | Possessions | Weddings | Women
NOT LOSING A DAUGHTER Said the mother of the bride, “I’m not losing a daughter. I’m gaining a bathroom and a telephone.”
Appearances | Bloopers | Busyness | Children | Humor | Mistakes | Mother | Perceptions | Understanding
BOOGER BLOOPER This one was reported as a true story. Too bad for some mommy. Here is the story: As I was trying to pack for vacation, my three-year-old daughter
Appealing Talk | Communication | Humor | Impact | Language | Logic | Misc | Puns | Technology | Understanding
HERD SHOT AROUND THE WORLD NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. They called it the herd shot round the world.
Appealing Talk | Clothes | Communication | Consequences | Creation | Humor | Races | Results | Reward
TWO TIED LOSERS Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? It ended in a tie.
Arguments | Conflict | Conflicts | Humor | Marriage | Men | Theories | Women
ARGUMENTATIVE THEORIES There are two major theories as to how men can win arguments with their wives and maintain their respect. Neither theory, however, has yet worked.
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Comfort | Commitment | Exercise | Health | Humor | Opportunity | Revenge
WORKING OUT REVENGE Those who are “work-out-challenged” can take comfort in the fact that every five minutes of every single day, someone in an exercise class pulls a muscle.
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Choice | Computers | Humor | Labor | Problems | Technology | Worry
ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE? ( To the meter of “The Raven” by Edgar Allen Poe…) Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted
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Accomplishments | Comfort | Desire | Direction | Goals | Humor | Men | Sports | Success
EASIER DIRECTION Two Georgia hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. A South Carolina hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you
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Conscience | Guilt | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Self | Sin | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Melinda Hodgin
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Communication | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Speech | Value | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Melinda Hodgin
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Adversity | Failure | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom | Youth
SHORT SHOTS Stupidity got us into this mess–why can’t it get us out? Melinda Hodgin
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Divorce | Humor | Love | Marriage | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Melinda Hodgin
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Death | Humor | Money | Perspective | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS There is always death and taxes; however death doesn’t get worse every year. Melinda Hodgin
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Acceptance | Communication | Humor | Ideas | Proverbs | Quips | Short Shorts | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Melinda Hodgin
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Character | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsConflict | Value | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them. Melinda Hodgin
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Desire | Humor | Life | Opportunity | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path. Melinda Hodgin
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Humor | Money | Proverbs | Quips | Value | Wisdom
SHORT SHOTS Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Melinda Hodgin
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