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Failure | Humor | Perseverance | Proverbs | Quips | Success | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS If it ain’t broke, then fix it till it is. Melinda Hodgin

Character | Failure | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Revenge | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS I don’t get even, I get odder. Melinda Hodgin

Character | Humor | Procrastination | Proverbs | Quips | Success | Understanding | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. Melinda Hodgin

Communication | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Understanding | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Dijon vu –the same mustard as before. Melinda Hodgin

Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsHealth | Success | Understanding | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS I am a nutritional overachiever. Melinda Hodgin

Appearance | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsHealth | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS I am in shape. Round is a shape. Melinda Hodgin

Communication | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsHealth | Understanding | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Practice safe eating–always use condiments. Melinda Hodgin

Appearance | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsLight | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS A day without sunshine is like night. Melinda Hodgin

Family | Fellowship | Humor | Marriage | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. Melinda Hodgin

Appearance | Humor | Life | Opportunity | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. Melinda Hodgin

Aging | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Risk | Short ShortsLeisure | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Melinda Hodgin

Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsHealth | Understanding | Wisdom | Women

SHORT SHOTS One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds. Melinda Hodgin

Humor | Knowledge | Opportunity | Proverbs | Quips | Wisdom | Worry

SHORT SHOTS It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. Melinda Hodgin

Appearance | Healing | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Time | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician. Melinda Hodgin

Health | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsChange | Time | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Melinda Hodgin

Aging | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsChange | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone. Melinda Hodgin

Aging | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsChange | Time | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show. Melinda Hodgin

Aging | Character | Humor | Proverbs | Quips | Short ShortsAttitude | Wisdom

SHORT SHOTS You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Melinda Hodgin

Children | Circumcisions | Disabilities | Health | Humor | Knowledge | Pain | Perspective | Surgery | Understanding

SEVERE SURGERY Two little boys were in beds in the same room at the hospital. The first one leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second

Children | Communication | Discipleship | Education | Humor | Knowledge | Perspectives | School | Spelling | StoryHealth | Understanding

A BROSE Tommy entered the classroom with a great big swollen nose that was red as a beet. His teacher gasped, “Tommy, what in the world happened to your nose?”