WHOLE EAST COAST A church-going family took a girl who was visiting with them to church one Sunday. This girl had never gone to church in her life but seemed […]
ONE FAITHFUL LISTENER A young pastor was invited to speak at a conference in which there were multiple speakers. He was honored at the opportunity to speak and felt that
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POSITIVE PAIN BLOCKERS Norman Cousins was a doctor who treated leprosy and edited the Saturday Review magazine in the early 1960s. After suffering a painful and prolonged illness, he became
RABBIT GENDER A family raised and sold rabbits. They identified all of the pertinent information such as date of birth, gender, and health information by tattooing the left ear of
PREVENTING FLORIST FRIARS These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from
NOT FIT TO DRINK One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in,
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SON PREVENTS BURNING Seen on a South Carolina church sign board: Expose yourself to the Son; it prevents burning. From Dick Burgie, Christ Lutheran Church, Heath, Ohio
PIGS IN THE FAMILY A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede
SOMETHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA Bill was telling his girlfriend Janice about the speed reading course he had just taken. “I was able to read War and Peace in just
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REASONS ENGLISH IS HARD TO LEARN The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse
WHY JESUS WALKED ON WATER A Scotsman was traveling in the Holy Land on a vacation when he came to the sea of Galilee. Inquiring the price of a pleasure
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DOCTORS, PROFESSORS & MECHANICS A professor watched while a mechanic removed engine parts from his car to get to the valves. A surgeon waiting for his car being repaired walked
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SAFE FALL Question: How can you fall off of a thirty-foot ladder and not get hurt? Answer: Make sure you fall off the first rung.
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THROWING PEANUTS Three boys came to confession. The first ended by saying “. . . and I threw peanuts in the river.” He was scolded for wasting good food. The
THREE KICK RULE Johnny Cochran decides to go duck hunting in Texas. He’s having a great time when suddenly a duck flies overhead. Johnny fires a shot and drops the
BOTH PIECES OF PIE A boy brought a friend over for supper. His friend seemed to enjoy the food all right, even though his mother was not the best cook
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TWO RED EARS A common-sense-challenged man with two red ears went to see the doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears; it looked like they were
SOURCE OF STRESS If you have ever struggled with a diet, then you probably know that STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards. Michael Hodgin
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PRAYER OR SWEAR A nun was stranded on the side of the road trying to change her flat tire with a jack that did not fit the car correctly. A
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TOP TEN BIBLE WAYS TO GET A WIFE 1 0. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
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