NO PUNS INTENDED There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns […]
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FINDING VALUABLE PLANTS When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ROBBERS A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!” When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot
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SECRETARY NEEDED In case you wonder what secretaries do, the primary role of a secretary is to protect executives from themselves. As the story goes, an executive was trying his
FOOTBALL LOGIC Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy’s losing record, decides to find out from Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So, Switzer travels up to a 49’ers
PRACTICAL PROVERBS Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to.
PRACTICAL PROVERBS There are two things everyone should learn: There is a God. And, you’re not Him.
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HUTCH BACK OF NOTRE DAME A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer
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SERMONS & MEALS A Christian wrote a letter to the editor of the newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. “I’ve gone for
REIGNING CATS & DOGS It is fascinating to see how the same kinds of circumstances can bring out such different reactions in people. Dogs and cats are an example of
CAT QUOTES Here are a few quotes concerning cats. Some favor cats, and some do not. I don’t particularly like cats, but in a spirit of fairness, I have included
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CAT QUOTES “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” –Unknown
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CAT QUOTES “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”–Anonymous
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CAT QUOTES “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” — English proverb
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CAT QUOTES “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” — Ellen Perry Berkeley
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CAT QUOTES “One cat just leads to another.” — Ernest Hemmingway
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CAT QUOTES “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” — Mary Bly
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CAT QUOTES “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” — Joseph Wood Krutch
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