CAT QUOTES “People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” — Faith Resnick
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CAT QUOTES There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” — Anonymous
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CAT QUOTES “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” — Hippolyte Taine
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CAT QUOTES “No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.” — Unknown
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CAT QUOTES / Cats/Pets/Pests: CAT QUOTES Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”
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CAT QUOTES “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” — Missy Dizick
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CAT QUOTES “You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.” — Colonial American proverb
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WHAT IS LOVE? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and
MARRIAGE BY JURY I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury. — Groucho Marx
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BLACK & WHITE & GREEN Question: What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green? Answer: Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
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OLD ENOUGH BUT NOT SMART ENOUGH A young man walked into a corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put
WOODY ALLEN ON SPEED READING I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. — Woody Allen
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ONE DOLLAR FOR EACH POINT A college professor was giving the final exam to his students. He distributed the tests to the class and waited for his students to finish.
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BOTH SIDES OF THE SLIDES Two teachers from different school systems were comparing how cheap their school systems were. One teacher finally won the contest with this statement: “My school
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BETTING ON GOLIATH An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a
CORNFIELD MISSIONARIES I ‘ll never forget an incident that happened when I was about ten years old. We had two or three men in the church who, in every public
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DON’T FORGET THE WATER A small boy is sent to bed by his father . . . [Five minutes later] “Da-ad . . .” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring
ALLIGATORS & OYSTERS Admiring an Indian’s necklace, a lady tourist finally asked, “What are those things?” “Alligator teeth, ma’am.” came the reply. “Oh, I see. I suppose they have the
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READY TO HAVE KIDS? MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain
ANDY ROONEY OBSERVATIONS No matter what you might feel about Andy Rooney, many of his sayings make a lot of sense: I’ve learned…. that the best classroom in the world
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