DIFFICULT PARENTING “Children are hard to raise if you think about it.” — Unknown
Challenges | Children | Difficulty | Family | Humor | Parenting | Parents | Trial Read More »
CONSISTENT CHILDREN “Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.” — Franklin P. Jones
Behavior | Child | Children | Consequences | Consistency | Fellowship | Humor | Risk Read More »
I LEARNED THESE THINGS The writer of these observations is my older brother Steve who was born in 1951. These are the things I have learned since I was young…
Age | Aging | Children | Humor | Knowledge | Learning | Life | Maturity | Wisdom Read More »
WISH YOU WERE HERE A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, “Wish
Communication | Desire | Fellowship | Friends | Humor | Insults | Messages | Teasing Read More »
ECONOMIC EMPLOYMENT Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Business | Economics | Employment | Futility | Humor | Labor | Money | Vanity Read More »
TINY TURTLE EARS Did you ever wonder why Turtle Wax is expensive? Perhaps it is because turtles have such tiny little ears.
Creation | Humor | Money | Perspectives | Prices | Size | Value Read More »
DRIVING THROUGH TEXAS Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
TRUE PHILOSOPHY It is a great advantage for a system of philosophy to be substantially true. — George Santayana
Arguments | Humor | Ideas | Philosophy | Short shorts | Success | Systems | Truth Read More »
BUCCAN-EARS A boy who was dressed as a pirate captain knocked on a door to get some Halloween candy. A woman answered the door and saw that the boy was
FIGHT, FLIGHT, OR BE LUNCH The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. — Michael Friedman
DENOMINATIONAL ATHEISM When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, “Yes, but is it the God
A REAL JESUS The small mountain church was crowded with parents and grandparents. Toddlers wandered in the aisles and around the platform. One of the preschool groups was presenting the
TOO MANY CATTLE GUARDS No wonder this country is in the shape it is in. For those who have never traveled to the great West, cattle guards are horizontal steel
Authority | Communication | Humor | Leadership | Messages | Politics | Understanding Read More »
AN ALTERNATIVE DICTIONARY: Perfect Man: The one your wife keeps on saying she could have married. Politician: Someone going both ways at a fork in the road. Professional: Builder of
HOW COLD IS IT? +50 New York tenants turn on the heat…Minnesotans plant gardens. +40 Californians shiver uncontrollably… Minnesotans sunbathe. +35 Italian cars don’t start. +32 Distilled water freezes. +30
SANTA CLAUS Q & A Question: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Answer: Santa caught in a revolving door! Question: What do you call people who are afraid
Christmas | Fear | Fears | Humor | Santa Claus Read More »
FOOD JOKES How do they prevent crime at McDonalds? With a burger alarm. How does a hungry man eat a hot dog? With relish. Which candy can’t get anywhere on
COMEDY IN THE STREETS Talk show host, Dick Cavett, took a jab at the debate concerning television violence as the cause for violence in society. This is what he asked,
Comedy | Communication | Humor | Influence | Media | Motivation | Television | Violence Read More »
CANINE STOCK EXCHANGE “My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein
SIN OR MISTAKE The girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Appearance | Appearances | Beauty | Humor | Mistake | Self | Sin | Understanding | Youth Read More »
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