MET WIFE AT A DANCE Husband to friend: “The trouble is I met my wife at the local dance.” Friend: “What’s the problem with that?” Husband: “I thought she was […]
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THE SHORT LIST OF PRESIDENTS After reviewing the dismal results of his son’s test on the American presidents, the father turned to his son and said, “I am ashamed of
KIDS DESCRIBE LOVE Here is an assortment of ways children have described love and romance: CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE “Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin’.” Julio,
AGING PRIVACY An elderly couple recalled the many vacations they had taken with another couple. For many years they had shared the same single-room cabin with this couple. When asked
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MEXICAN IMPRESSIONS Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second: “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in
BASSES LOADED A number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven’s Ninth under the baton of Milton Katims… At this point, you must understand two things: 1) There’s
PULL OVER OR SCARF Knitting behind the wheel: A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
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PREGNANT CADDIE The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances
PROVERBS BY CHILDREN The following proverbs were collected by a first grade teacher over the years. She gave her classes part of an old proverb and let them fill in
TAKE ME OUT OF THE CHURCH SERVICE Our church held a dinner and hymn-sing last fall during the World Series. One of our parishioners was eager to get home and
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SIGNS OF LONDON Here are some cute signs that came from London: IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN A
STRANGE SPORTS SAYINGS Here is why sports scholarship is an oxymoron: You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle. — Bill Peterson, a Florida
BAD COMMUNICATION A bachelor expresses his fear: “Before you know it, you’re married. You whisper a few words at the altar, and you’re committed for the rest of your life.”
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PAINFUL PUNS Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax: Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it’s jacked up to be. Two silkworms were in a race. They
THE WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS A few of these I would rather not use, but I will let you make those decisions for yourselves… 25. Things I Wouldn’t Do for Money
HORRID HEADLINES Here are a few of 1997’s actual news headlines: 1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 3. Police Begin
CAMPER COMMUNICATIONS Letter from Camp… Hello Mudduh, Hello Fahduh: We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid. Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in
PLAY ON WORDS If lawyers are disbarred, and clergy defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, dry cleaners depressed,
ZERO HERO Sunday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control.
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PAINT THE JEWELS An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist: “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and
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