TOO MANY WOMEN A man on trial in Tennessee had previously pleaded “not guilty.” A jury was chosen that consisted of nine women and three men. When the man learned […]
THE RIGHT FORMULA The junior high school principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their
DOCTOR GOD This one is for those who think doctors like to play God: A doctor dies and goes to heaven for judgment. St. Peter meets the doctor at the
HE’S STILL MOVING Three friends die in a car crash and go to the gate of heaven for their after-death orientation. They are each asked, “As you lie in your
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WHAT MARRIAGE CAN BE Marriage is mind over matter; if your spouse doesn’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
WRONG ARREST A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped
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IN PRISON OR AT WORK So you wonder why you can’t accomplish more at work. Here are some possible explanations: IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an
THIRTEEN A man was walking along outside of an insane asylum and he heard people chanting on the other side of the fence “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen!” Curious, the man looked
WHY PETS ARE BETTER Why Dogs Are Better Than Women 1) Dogs love it when your friends come over. 2) Dogs think you sing great. 3) The later you are,
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BRING BACK THE BACON There is a story of an older couple watching TV. The man stretches and says, “Honey, I think I’ll go to the kitchen and get some
SKIP THE HOLIDAY DIET Mrs. Watson was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,
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HOW MUCH ZIP An older woman filled out an application for residency in a retirement village, and was very carefully answering all the questions. After “zip,” she printed firmly. “Excellent
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THANKFUL NOT A TURKEY When told to write a paper with the title: “What I Am Grateful for on Thanksgiving Day,” a little boy wrote, “I am thankful I am
SOLDIERS IN YOUR CUP A grandmother was surprised by her seven-year-old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She tasted what was the worst cup of coffee in her
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TURKEY THOUGHTS A man went to the psychiatrist and said, “Doctor, please help me! I keep thinking like I’m a turkey!” “I understand,” said the doctor. “And how long have
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VIRG AND MARY As Christmas approached, the teacher told her elementary school class the story of the incarnation of Jesus Christ. The teacher later quizzed her students as to the
WHERE’S JOSEPH? An eight-year-old girl was showing her preschool sister a picture of Mary and the baby Jesus. The younger girl examined the picture closely and then she asked, “Where’s
WISE MEN FROM A FIRE A Southern Interpretation In a small southern town I saw a wonderful “Nativity Scene,” but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing
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TIPS FOR TIPS A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders. But one day, everyone was driving under the speed limit. After a few inquisitive minutes,
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TRUTH OF CONSEQUENCES Leigh, my five-year-old brother, was listening as my mother and I argued. When Mom told me that I was just going to have to live with the
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