GRAND THEFT GRANDMA An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream […]
GRACE SAVED BY SINN On my way to visit a sick person in the parish a little red car sped around my pickup. The driver pointed to my back left
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And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these: Why is a carrot more orange than an orange Source Unknown
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And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it? Source unknown
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And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Source Unknown
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And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Source Unknown
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IS THE SEAL BROKEN? A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and
HYMN SELECTIONS One Sunday morning a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked them to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering
ELEMENTARY GENDERS Elemment: Woman Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight 120(more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very
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DANGEROUS PREACHER The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved around briskly, jerking the cord as he went. Then he moved to
SLEEP WALKING SERMON While the minister was preaching, a man got up and walked out of the church. After the service, the minister asked the man’s wife if he had
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GOD-IN-LAW A young woman brings home her fianc� to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the
CHURCH HUSHERS Six-year- old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally his sister had had enough. “You’re not
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman– before marriage and after marriage.
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QUALIFYING PARATROOPERS After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, the recruit eagerly asked his Recruiter what he could expect from jump school. “Well,” he said, “it’s three weeks long.” “What
HIS FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW A woman was furious with her husband because of the cruel manner in which he spoke of her side of the family. “Why are you always so
MARRIAGE CHORES A woman was once asked if she and her husband shared the chores at home. she answered, “Of course we share the chores–I cook and he eats.”
DENEPHEW A pregnant woman from Washington, DC gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that
ULTIMATE MOTHER-IN- LAW REVENGE A woman’s face was severely burned, and she needed a skin graft. Her husband volunteered to provide some of his own skin for the skin graft.
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