PROMISES & FORGIVENESS Teacher: Didn’t you promise to behave? Student: Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t? Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke […]
NOT QUITE TRUE I overheard a silver-haired woman at a senior center in Queens, New York, say to another woman, “Your hair looks lovely today. Is it a wig?” “Yes,”
NEW & IMPROVED SERMONS The new minister’s sermons were so dull that the congregation voted to give him his notice. “May I have one more chance?” he pleaded. “If you’re
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COMMUNICATING WRONG FEELINGS A woman insisted that her insensitive husband go with her for marriage counseling in a final attempt to save their failing marriage. The man was reluctant but
WRONG HOMEWORK “Dad, will you help me with my homework?” “I’m sorry,” replied the father. “It wouldn’t be right.” “Well,” said the boy, “at least you could try.” By Susan
AGING TRUTHS Things Just Ain’t the Same Anymore Everything is further away than it used to be. It is twice as far to the corner. And I’ve notice that they’ve
FEELINGS DO NOT EQUAL TRUTH The current world philosophy is summarized by the following: A man sat waiting for the light to turn green when his car was unexpectedly rear-ended.
MADE FOR EACH OTHER When Adam saw Eve, he asked, “Do you love me?” Eve answered him in the best way she knew how: “Adam, you’re the only man for
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LOVING MEMORIES An elderly couple were sitting in their living room toward the end of the evening and were discussing some of the changes that had taken place as they
TWO REASONS FOR CONFLICT After years of study, researchers have determined that there are two primary reasons for marital conflict: husbands and wives.
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SHIRLEY DOBSON ON HUMOR Shirley Dobson tells about one of the initial attractions toward her husband Jim: “Another thing that drew me to Jim was his wonderful sense of humor.
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A PERSONALITY OR A CHARACTER The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. Peter De Vries in the early
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I WILL IF YOU WILL or DUAL VICTORS Bishop Dana Dawson was called to one of his churches to receive a group of young people into the church. During the
BALANCING POLE OF HUMOR A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. — William A. Ward
PERCEPTIONS ON MONEY When it comes to money, there is no way to win. When you pursue it, you are seen as materialistic. If you don’t get it, you are
BROTHER’S KEEPER OR KEEPER’S BROTHER The zookeeper walked by the cage and noticed the ape was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of the Species. The surprised zookeeper
CAST FROM HEAVEN I was at the beach with my children when my four-year-old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a
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A LOT IN COMMON A man stumbles up to th1 only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the
SIX CUPS OF COFFEE A woman (Some say she was a blonde, but that really doesn’t matter.) was recently hired at the office. Her first task was to go out
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MARRIAGE SENTENCE Question: If “I am.” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language, what is the longest? Answer: The longest sentence is “I Do.”
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