GETTING THE JOB DONE Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn’t run, Jane kept hinting to Dick, her husband, that he needed to get it fixed, but […]
PUNISHMENT FOR NOTHING A little boy ran up to his father as his father returned home from work. “Daddy, do you think it would be right to punish me for
MUST BE A MOM Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and
GENDER SOFTWARE SUPPORT Here is an open letter to product support for some of the most common software available to man: Dear Product Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
HOW WILL THAT HELP? On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.” A little voice from
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DOGS & FIRE TRUCKS Why do dogs ride on fire engines? A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
FOLLOW THE SNOW PLOW A young lady got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: “If you ever get stuck
OIL OF OLD LADY A little girl hugged her grandmother and said, “You smell so wonderful, Grandmother! Is that Oil of Old Lady?”
THREE-LEGGED CHICKEN A man was driving on a country lane when he noticed that a chicken with three legs was running in front of his car. He looked down at
TEACHER’S BIG HANDS The teacher asked, “If I have seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what do I have?” One of the pupils answered, “Big
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WHEN WE HIRED OUR MOMMY When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our
BE A KID AGAIN ~ Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. ~ Dot all your “i’s” with smiley faces. ~ Sing into your hairbrush. ~ Grow
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SHORT SHOTS ON SHORT WISDOM Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35 miles per hour are also timed for 70 miles per hour. We have enough youth, how about a
GRIZZLY BEAR PRECAUTIONS In light of the rising frequency of grizzly bear encounters with humans, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take
UNPLUG THE HORSE A would-be cowboy decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
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DRINKERS’ PATCH There were these two fellows from the backwoods who were driving down the highway in their pickup truck when they came to a sign that said there was
VICTORIA’S SECRET EXPOSED Victoria’s Secret has been discovered. The secret is that nobody who is older than thirty can fit into her stuff.
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THE EYES HAVE IT Bill and Fred were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If
LANDINGS NEED IMPROVEMENT The New Guinean tribesmen’s introduction to the white man’s Balus or “bird” was sometimes traumatic, sometimes humorous. In the 1950’s pilot Peter Manser, flying a Taylorcraft Auster
BLIND PILOTS I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly,
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