NOTHING CAN GO WRONG The passengers on the commercial flight were settling in for a comfortable flight when a voice came over the loudspeaker welcoming them and announcing that the […]
IMPROVED CREATION The little girl was sitting in her grandfather’s lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book
EXCESSIVE ABSENCES Attention: All Personnel Subject: Excessive Absences The following rules are now in effect: Sickness: Absolutely no excuses. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof, as
TECHNOLOGY ERRORS You think the Y2K problem is bad…. In March, 1992 a man living in Newton (near Boston), Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused gas line
GOD’S HAPPY MEAL In church Sunday, we celebrated Communion. During the “Children’s Sermon”, the minister was talking about communion and what it is all about. The Bible talks of Holy
THEY WILL FIND ME A cruise ship sinks and three men–a Christian, a Moslem, and a Jewish man–survive and find themselves shipwrecked on an uninhabited island. The Christian, takes two
AGE-OLD WISDOM A man recently learned that compliments must be carefully measured and distributed when he told a woman she looked younger than her actual age. His exact words were:
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CHURCH OR MORE BAIT A young boy came to Sunday school late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy
DEAD PEOPLE SEE THE STICK On their daily walk a little girl would walk with her mother past a cemetery. One day she saw someone push a wooden stick into
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS & TURN ONS Austin was flying home and listening to the flight attendant do the “safety speech” thing. Since it was a red- eye, she said the cabin
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PEOPLE TRAP You have heard that if someone builds a better mouse trap, people will beat a track to your door. But what if a mouse was to build a
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RING BEAR A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between
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TWO-FOR-ONE OBITUARY A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written.
POTATO SOUND If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough If OUGH stands for O as in Dough If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis If EIGH stands
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CHURCH HUSHERS A six-year-old girl and her four year old brother were sitting together in church. The boy giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally his older sister was tired
JAILERS & JEWELERS Question: What difference is there between a jailer and a jeweler. Answer: A jailer watches cells all day and a jeweler sells watches all day.
COLLECTIONS IN HELL A grocer died and found himself at the gates of hell. In answer to his knock, the devil demanded: “What do you want?” “I’m here,” replied the
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SILENT HUSBANDS A boy comes home and tells his father that he got a part in the school play. The father asks him what role he was to play. The
KEEPING FISH FROM SMELLING A woman walked into the fish market and asked the owner how she could keep her fish from smelling. The man chopped off the head of
AGGRAVATION, IRRITATION, & FRUSTRATION A boy was doing a vocabulary homework assignment and asked his father how the words aggravation, irritation, and frustration differed from one another. His father picked
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