COUNTING THE YEARS A friend and I took my little daughter, Ellen, to a movie for her birthday. After we left the theater, while I was bundling up Ellen against […]
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AGREEMENT OR UNEMPLOYMENT The new pastor had not even finished putting away his books when the Minister of Music rushed in and began to complain about the Minister of Education.
LOOKING FOR LOOPHOLES An old Quaker discovered a burglar in his home late one night. The thief was emptying the contents of the Quaker’s safe into a sack. The Quaker
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WE’LL STAY OUT OF THE WAY! The Call to Worship had just been pronounced starting Easter Sunday Morning service in an East Texas church. The choir started its processional, singing
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A MUSICAL CLOCK A certain trumpet player never hesitates to hock his watch or clock. He explains, “I live in an apartment house, and when I want to know what
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IMPROVING YOUR SCORE After two lessons, Jake was out on the course for the first time. On the first hole, a 110- yard par-3, he stepped up to the tee,
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THREE CHEERS! Three Lutheran pastors were invited by a Catholic priest to attend Mass one Sunday at his church. They arrived a bit late. All the pews were filled and
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WE’VE SHRUNK! Two sailors were castaway on a desert island during the war. For 13 years they lived a hermit’s existence – never seeing a ship, an animal, or another
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THE LEFT HAND OF GOD The story is told of a little girl and her mom discussing the morning Sunday School class. The little girl told her mom that they
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RUTHLESS RIDER A sign carried by a hitch- hiker: “Whither thou goest, I will go.”
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PAIN IN THE NECK Perhaps you have heard how the different parts of the body got together to determine who would be the boss. The brain said, “Since I already
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WE ALL HAVE OUR JOBS The city editor had just been informed that a wire had fallen across Main Street in a storm. He assigned two reporters to the story.
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STICK TOGETHER There is an old story that refuses to die about a sailor who was fishing with a land lover, a man who couldn’t swim, who had never been
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THE IMMUTABLE PRESBYTERIAN Told by her grandson that in Sunday School the teacher said Jesus was Jewish, the Presbyterian grandmother said, “Well, that may be, but I assure you, God
YUPPIES’ PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my Cuisinart to keep, I pray my stocks are on the rise, And that my analyst is wise, That
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PESEP90 ONE OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS is in the process of writing a book of jokes. He has given permission to share a few of them with you. . .A Baptist
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DO AS YOU’RE TOLD The blacksmith was instructing a novice in the way to treat a horseshoe. “I’ll bring the shoe from the fire and lay it on the anvil.
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SIDING WITH THE DEVIL While a man dressed in a devil costume was walking to a Halloween costume party, it began to rain torrentially. The man ran for the first
THE PERFECT BROOM A very trying customer had handled almost every article in the hardware store but nothing satisfied her. Wearying of her criticism, the harried clerk suggested inspection of
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THE FIRST CONFESSIONAL A noted Washington monsignor, beloved by his parishioners, was to be the guest of honor at a Washington banquet. A prominent politician was to serve as chairman
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